I was out in Miami for Memorial weekend, my first trip out there for that holiday. It was a ghetto mess out there lol. Don’t get me wrong, there was plenty of nice looking ladies and it was warm, but I had a horrible string of bad luck. Pics and my story below…

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It started off bad by me making a rookie mistake and paying a $100 for a cab to my damn hotel. Then it starts pouring rain when I finally reach the strip. So I’m like aight a lil bad luck, it will wear off. I hit up a basketball game that I didn’t know was in the hood lol. So It ends like 10 p.m. and its pouring rain. The rain isn’t the main problem, I been calling cab companies since halftime and I see none in sight, aint that a bitch. The crowd starts emptying and things are looking bleak. A cop had to stop a cab and we had to fit 6 people in it, since cabs don’t come to that area. So if I didn’t get that cab I would of been stranded in Liberty City. I get back an try to hit up club Mansion. Shit is crazy crowded in the front and cops is out there starting up. So my supposed hook up was going to get me in free but that flopped miserably so I didn’t get into any club that night.

Day 2 was looking promising, I was suppose to interview Fab and hit up his pool party. I hit up the pool party and the security is like your not getting in no matter who you name or call, s.o.b., I named his managers, the person that invited me, it ain’t matter got the shit played out of me LOL. I mean its part of the game to get played, I’m sure if it was some girls it would of been no problem. So no pool party or interview, I was in horrible mood, don’t remember what I did with my day. I was ready to come back to NY after that shit. I hit up a club that night. I’m not use to paying for a club, but I had to drop $60 to get into Opium. $60 dollars for a regular ass party with mostly chicks sitting down. Day 2 was again another flop and losing streak was looking bad.

By Day 3 I was sick of Miami and really would of left early if I could of. There was a lot of eye candy but the streets was full of dudes so every girl had been hollered at 100 times. Some of the girls were actually prostitutes looking for business, hard to tell who was and who wasn’t. There were a lot of nice whips, bently’s , lamborghini’s, ferrari’s and customized cars all over. I hit up Jadakiss party that night @ Cameo for $75.  Later on that night they were charging $200 for entry. I actually had fun that night, don’t think is was $75 worth of fun though lol.

All in all Miami is a cool time, I’m sure if my luck wasn’t so bad I would of had a better time. Not sure about going back next year, but if I do I will learn from my mistakes.

That’s some Grade A Beef

This picture alone might make me come back next year

My whip for the weekend(Can’t a brother dream)

 
Not something you ever see in NYC

 
That position looks dangerous for the girl, but he is clearly having fun

This is a move I haven’t seen before, looks complicated

Damn got the cheeks all out

Damn she need a Big Mac

Pics via my homey Kurt Flurt of DatzWhatzUp

Where the F was I at during this party

Damn she flexible lol

Damn this is Saturday Night Vixen material

Video from theflylifenyc.com