By Michael Partis

On January 16, 2008 a fifteen year Black male from Queensbridge Projects drops out of high school and decides to become a rapper. He makes his first appearance on a song, and spits these bars:

“Street's disciple, my raps are trifle

I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle

Stampede the stage, I leave the microphone split

Play Mr. Tuffy while I'm on some Pretty Tone shit

Verbal assassin, my architect pleases

When I was twelve, I went to hell for snuffin Jesus

Nasty Nas is a rebel to America

Police murderer, I'm causin hysteria”

Do you think any major record label in the music industry would sign him? Would Def Jam executives be at project apartment’s door? Would Dr. Dre sit on a park bench convincing him to sign with Aftermath? And if they did, what would parent companies Island and Interscope have to say about that? Or better yet, what would Bill O’ Reilly say…?

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in related news, we demolished the real talk scheduled with snoop because snoop has gone delirious thinking he should be paid for interviews…

In 2008, Snoop wants to introduce a new clothing line called “Rich and Infamous,” a brand of pet-care products and a chain of grocery stores called “Snoopermarkets.” There’s also a tour for which he promises to perform “Sensual Seduction” on the piano, with a talk-box and backing from a live band.

Full Story @ MTV

With CD sales down you got to make as many hustles as possible.

He said: “I was going to split up with my wife. My wife wasn’t going to split up with me. You know, I was caught up. I was caught up with Hollywood, all the girls and the nightlife.

“I thought I was the man, and I was willing to give up what I had at home for that until I realized that what I had at home was irreplaceable.

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Lets see if he can really leave them hoes alone, I say just pass them on to me I don’t got a wife and kid ya dig.

An interview with the godfather is supposed to take place this week.  The chances of this particular interview looks promising but nothing is for sure. 

props to baystunna