Just when Tiger Woods announces he is back, South Park takes a shot at him and now one of his former lovers puts him on blast for some X-rated text messages. Check some of the messages below lol(NSFW,18+).
Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
Me to. I would wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my c*** to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my c*** in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my f***ing whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and F*** that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the F*** up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:
Was playing sexy
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don’t F***ing talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F***
Props DeadSpin
LMAO @ “Was playing sexy,” she probably said nicca please lol.
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LOL @
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity
Are you fucking serious?!?! hahahah Tiger Woods really on some R. Kelly shit? Tiger is one freaky dude. This text can’t be real, it’s gotta be made up. hahah
tigers money is tooooo long for this broad to not have been shot and killed by now that’s sum bullshit. kill that bitch quick that’s some old spitefull bullshit fuckin bird ass broads that can’t be real. I can put my 2nd cell phone listed as tiger in my phone and send myself contreversial shit. fuckin bullshit!!!!!
not true!! lol but funny tho
golden shower damn i know tiger got of 4gb of porn in his crib
lmao@Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my c*** in your ass and then shove it down your throat…BOSS !
smh ..
She was saying that Tiger ruined her life she thought she the only “ONE”. This chick use to do PORN. Actually she quite talented from what i seen in her movies.
These hoes still tryin to get reality shows…..bitch
916 nutty north all in is bitch
the fucked up thing is she waited til after he apologized and announced he was returning to golf to releaase this shit. How come she didnt release her responses? She probably said “Stop being soft and talk dirty to me like they do in my movies”. This chick is a spaz. Drink bleach, ho.
The only reason why I feel some type of way towards Tiger is because I watch porn and fantasize about fu*king those porn stars. He actually was fu*king them! I’m jealous. Other than that, Tiger is the man!!!!! LOL.
Forget Pujols, Manning, and LeBron…………Tiger Woods was the REAL MVP last year!!!
He don’t fuck around.
What else is new ? he’s black and coming back to his roots, anyone one of you would probably sent these messages before
haha, that shit is funny as hell. if i would have that amount of money id do and say the same shit to them hoes…without havin a wife.
at the end of the day…it was still a fail
The hoe has already missed her window of opportunity .
No one cares anymore, she’s a few weeks too late.
cosign 5, dat nigga is a boss, that nigga tiger goin ham on these gurls,
was this supposed to make me like tiger less? shit sounds like i would vibe with this nigga better than most of my friends
LMFAO we now know tiger is black.
IF Tiger did say/text that stuff, then good for him. he needs an outlet of some sort for all that built up tension he got.
that dude been having ladies around the world since he been ranked number 1. DO YOU KNO OR UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PRESSURE THAT IS????????
maybe he got married bc the chix he was beating werent the marrying type or at least fior him they werent. got married to ole girl and she wasnt what she was cracked up to be and kept the jump offs when away from the house.
now we know why he cheated, he wouldnt dare say that type of shit to his wife. I remeber that xzibit song where he calls out all the girls names he has fucked and then says that thats how he practices or something to that effect. obviously tiger wasnt practicing but he definitely wouldnt talk like that to his wife
Dis nigga wild man.
I would let my husband do all those things to me and then some…
I know he’s half Asian but DAMN he talks like a geek! lmao
tigers a nigga.
SHOW US THE PHONE BILL YOU LYING BITCH!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOO *DEAD*
Low life
wow this is messed up! I pray I never fall into a situation like this! FUCK TIGER WOODS! FUCKING CHEATING BASTARD!!
feelin these are bogus
lolllllll golden shower??? shits fakeeeee
LMAO @ “Was playing sexy,” she probably said nicca please lol
Actually this message was like 5 days later, so it probably didn’t pertain to that previous message.
That “morbid curiosity” comment sounds Tiger-like
The tv Host Jane Velez-Mitchell had this woman on her show tonight–”Issues.” Jane pointed out that this woman never really included her own texts to Tiger–only HIS!. “Issues” could not even repeat the texts because they were so graphic.
Robert on Boondocks: “what’s wrong with giving someone a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me. One, I like gold. Two, I like showers.” Lmbo!!!!