Top 5: Lies Woman Tell Men (Be Honest If You Have Heard Or Said Them)
1. This is yo pussy
2. I’m on my period
3. I’m cuming
4. I don’t give head
5. He’s My Friendvia Cathryn Marie
5. “He’s My Friend“: Let’s be serious, male friends are huys that want to hit but are waiting for the right opportunity. They are waiting for a girl to get tired of their man and come running into their bed. Most of the time it never happens, especially if your nice. If there is no proof of a male being related to a girl he is put on the watch list. Once in a while a guy and girl can just be friends but I rather be skeptical of every guy.
The rest of the list is below, also feel free to leave your thoughts on the list and if you have said/heard these lies.
4.”I don’t give head“: It’s 2009 just about all girls are giving head, but a lot won’t admit to it. They don’t want to be looked at as a whore or have a reputation for giving brain. A chick will tell you she don’t get down like that and next time you see her she has a neck brace from all the head movements she been doing. So she will say this if she is just getting to know you, doesn’t like you that much or is just not in the mood. Some girls might just really not do it and will wait until marriage, but you can tell them they will need practice.
3.”‘I’m cuming“: It’s a lot harder to cum for a female than a male. So some sessions will have to get wrapped up early with some fake moans because if you not hitting it right it may never happen. Or you might just be getting some pity sex and she wants to end it quick, lol like guys care.
2.”I’m on my period“: Needs no explanation lol, YOU NOT GETTING ANY. You can try to get some dome and pray you don’t get hit with the 2,4 combo, OUCH!
1.”This is your pussy“: I can’t lie I heard this lie before and thought to myself GTFOH. It’s only yours when you in it, who knows how may guys get an easy pass for it. Even if your married the mail man might be hitting that. To be honest, females should say this is your pussy for the next few hours, night, or until a guy with better looks and more money come along. It can’t be mine cause my name ain’t on it and I don’t get a sign in sheet for everyone who enters it.
Bonus: “The Kid is Yours“(Noooooooooooooooooo)
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March 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
LOL WELL I AINT GUNNA TELL YA HOW MANY BITCHEZ I’LL DONE FUCKED!!!
BUT I WILL SAY I HAVING GOT NO HOE PREGNANT SO FAR!! LMAO…..
March 3rd, 2009 at 7:58 pm
somebody tell me the relevance of this post
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I definitely have to agree with #5, because personally I don’t want to be friends with a Female. I’ve never had a strictly platonic relationship with a female. I work with some cool chicks but if I get them outside of work I’m going to try to stick something stiff in them… Every female friend that I’ve had was a girl that I was trying to smash or a girl that I had smashed. I have nothing in common with a female at all. Nor do I date girls with male friends…. that shit is just asking for trouble.
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
6. Oh its so big : )
7. I was at my sister house I’m kidding
WHAT ABOUT THE TOP LIES MEN TELL WOMEN ????
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
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Yo,I got mad female friends and i’ve fucced all of them except one cuz she be fuccin playin but she gave me the mouth and let me finger her.she got that wet wet too,i was close to being in it but shiiiiid….she got a boyfriend and she said some shit like,”ohhh i dont wanna cheat” lol im like shiiid mama,u already did by slobbin me up.Lol anyway,when i want some they usually hook me up though.
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Heard em’ all! exept the bonus! lol.
Bitches are so discrete they got it like that cuz they females thinkin we dumb males however, im never fooled. i have ways on knowing. im sure u all have ya ways. just make sure when u catch her cheatin or whateves u get rid of da bitch! and nvr get back wit her.
“Bitches Aint Shit But Hoes and Tricks”-Snoop
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I make my bitch cum all the time!!!she get hers out!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
YO what the hell. I’ve heard all 5 of those comments in one 24 hour span from one girl.
That morning.
“Yo whats up you wanna go to breakfast” – Me
“Im out with my homeboy at the mall” – Her
“Oh Word” – me
“Its not like that, he’s just my friend” – Her
That evening.
“Hey whats up, you still wanna see me” – Her
“Yep, come through” – Me
Then i tried to get thing started and
“Im on my period, i think its the last day though” – Her
“We can put a towel down lol” – Me
“No!” – Her
“Well can you help me using something else” – Me
“I dont give head” – Her
Next morning, i did the little roll over and rub on her booty while she sleep and nudge your leg in between her legs. She opened right on up. So i strapped up and started my thing
“This is yo pussy” – Her
and bout 20 minutes later
“Im cumming” – Her
Then about 5 weeks later
“I missed my period” – Her
“Damn, i wore a condom” – Me
Sorry for the monologue. im just sayin.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
haha lol @ # 8
i feel ur pain homey
good post ,the bonus really killed me …. i heard that shit twice this year..
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
4.”I don’t give head“: It’s 2009 just about all girls are giving head, but a lot won’t admit to it. They don’t want to be looked at as a whore or have a reputation for giving brain. A chick will tell you she don’t get down like that and next time you see her she has a neck brace from all the head movements she been doing. So she will say this if she is just getting to know you, doesn’t like you that much or is just not in the mood. Some girls might just really not do it and will wait until marriage, but you can tell them they will need practice
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This must be an american thing. Why are americans so sensitive about oralsex? Oralsex is standard where I’m from (france) and in every other european country aswell. People would laugh and thought that person was crazy is someone would call a woman whore for admitting to give oralsex.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
LMAO @ #8
most I heard from one chick was 1 & 2.
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 pm
LMAO and WTF @ #8
anyway thats a funny post RTNY cuz its so fucking true. especially #5
come on man, if a guy is “friend” with a girl, its bcuz ; ok maybe shes cool..but you never know maybe one day she’ll let you hit it lol
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@11 maaayne bruh lol she will,dawg lmao. matter of fact,i was talking to her shortly after i posted and shit.she gon let me slide up in that tonight though. shiiiiiit =) i mean,she already succed me up,she let me finger her and now..she boutta let me slide cuzz. its only right ,but yeah…she solidified it,she gon let me get some of that tonight when her nigga go to work@11 pm.workin that night shift.while he workin that night shift,ima be workin his chicc lol really real
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm
gotta love when people post they love life on the internet cuz most likely you gets no guts and the only thing you be beatin is yoself
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
i’m friends wit alot of girls that have boyfriends, but its not becuz i’m tryin to fuck, its cuz i already fucked and she’s actually cool ppl, so when me and my girl fight, and she not wit her man we can get it poppin. thats what a friend is for right, so i tell niggas relax i’m not tryin to fuck yo girl nigga, if u only knew the shit i’ve done to ur girl u wouldnt want her no more.
fact- some bitches will rather do sluttier shit wit a friend rather than a guy they really lilke. my crib is like the practice facility, try and try again till u get it right, right in the eye that is
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Good post RTNY…need more post like diz cause
i kno most nikkas could relate to diz shit
the 1 i hear the most iz Number 5
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
@ #8, She didnt even up the pussy the first night and you let her sleep in your bed?! LMAO kick her ass out b
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 pm
#4 U ONLY HEAR FROM BLACK CHICKS AND THATS WHY I DONT MESS WITH EM NO MORE…EVERY OTHER TYPE OF GIRL UNDERSTANDS THAT GIVING GEAD COMES WITH HAVING SEX
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
a broad can tell me all of the top 5 if she wants but they wont work… i’ll believe her if she says #1 and #3 just b/c as a confident man u should…
not buying #2 cuz that means nothing to me. its on either way and she knows better than to tell me that… unless i just met or something, if we banging for a minute, thats no reason not to… never heard the bonus and god willing i never will. until my wife says “you’re going to be a dad!” and at that point, i’ll be happy.
she can GTFOH with #4 and #5… yes u do give head! and no he’s NOT just a friend… enough said…
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
i’ve heard 4, i’ve also heard “i wud just rape you off right now”, “im mad about you”. “let me stroke that big thick long hairy cock” <_<………….. lol j/p
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
As long as I BUST a NUT i dont care what she says……..lol
March 4th, 2009 at 12:17 am
i don’t give head should be #1 lol
March 4th, 2009 at 12:30 am
TOP 5 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN (its def more than 5 by the way)
1) “I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABY”-this is the biggest crock of shit in the world
2) “I PROMISE!!! IMA CALL YOU BACK!!”-niggas jus say this shit to get off the phone, grow up
3) “IT ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME”-once a cheater always a cheater
4) “I AIN’T HAVE SEX WIT NOBODY ELSE SINCE YOU”….(YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT!)
5) “IM SORRY, IMA BE GOOD TO YOU FROM NOW ON” -once a cheater always a cheater AGAIN!
had to do it 4 the ladies, boys (niggas who aren’t really sure who they are where their going in life) usually play these games, thas why u gotta get yaself a REAL MAN ! peace
March 4th, 2009 at 12:35 am
lol @ my dude with the 24 hour run down like jack bauer!
but brawds gonna say w/e if theres no evidence… jus do what YOU feel…
i’ve heard them all before though… now I jus say w/e and either go in like I know I can or jus laugh it off like this brawd jus don’t know… which she don’t… ;0)
5- so! jus do me like I want it!!! and keep ur sh!t clean cause if you burn me its ON!
4- lol… word, start rubbin the back of her neck!
3- got em peein in bed…
2- so it’s either that back door or the attic but b!tch i’m gettin this nutt off…lol!
1- u damn right!
Only my wife said that and as a child of a social worker… still gettin tested!!!
March 4th, 2009 at 12:38 am
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT……..”I DONT EAT PUSSY”
LOL!! NIGGA PLEASE!
March 4th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Sorry stace but this is a real 5…
SIKE… i’m startin to learn the female code.. keep it on the unda…lol!
No dry snitchin here!
March 4th, 2009 at 1:31 am
2cents = the typical asshole
March 4th, 2009 at 1:45 am
fellas be honest if u said them (my top 5 above)
March 4th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Girl your funny as hell and so point more more LMAO
March 4th, 2009 at 2:12 am
6. I DON’T EAT PUSSY. (NIGGA PLEASE!! LOL.)
March 4th, 2009 at 2:12 am
#8, man u just killed me right there, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4th, 2009 at 2:38 am
@ Stace, get it right! I’m an EXCEPTIONAL ASSHOLE! and folks gotta love me… ;0)
lol @ the repeated theme of eatin pu-c… whats really good over there…lmao!
and sdol @ the common theme in ur top 5… smh
March 4th, 2009 at 2:42 am
cosign with 15. everybody needs a roster.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:05 am
I’ve heard them all but when she on the period we gonna do it in the shower
March 4th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Yeah, Numba 8 thats funny as fuk!
March 4th, 2009 at 7:23 am
#10
real talk.
here in germany oralsex is called “french sex”.
the girls ova here arent as good as in france. “no, i dun like it” “i dun wanna take in in my mouth” …blabla
fuck that…
March 4th, 2009 at 7:53 am
practice abstinace i was once the guy with all the lies gaming every chick thats mad wack now and ladies dont give it up dont make him out a ring on it make him say i do after he put a ring on it no more diseases ladies dot give it up you know he lying in your heart anyone everybody find jesus and get saved thats the answer in 2009 the lord and savior
March 4th, 2009 at 9:13 am
those lies are classics, haha i heard all of those, well except ‘the kid is urs’ haha and i hope i wont hear that soon,
March 4th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Remix to “if I were a boy”
If I was a girl………… I would play with myself.
If I was a girl…………
March 4th, 2009 at 9:51 am
i definitely agree with #5 that shit happens and its annoying even if it isnt a lie…. and as for 1-4 u niggas need to step ur game up, if u were hittin it right or spittin game right she wudnt lie about being on her period cuz she wud want it like u want it…. and as for giving head… if they’re lying then keep at it, the 1’s that do break eventually (realtalk)
March 4th, 2009 at 10:19 am
@ stace
my reply to her TOP 5 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN
1) What nigga really says they want you to have there baby? niggas really do that shit ?
2) i neva said i “promise” to call ya ass back ill say ill call you back and if i forget then move the fuck on
3) what nigga really admits he cheated niggas deny that shit
4) Fuck that i tell these chicks str8 up if i was messing with someone before them if they take offesive to that then i dont give a high flying fuck just like if she said she was fucking some other nigga
5) and again what nigga says that ?
March 4th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
i hear number 5 wayyyyyyyyyyy to much, it is very rare that a girl has a guy friend and they not gona want to hit it, thats just dudes, most care about gettin laid more than they friendship right?
March 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Unless I missed this one, can’t forget the “I’m still a virgin” line. Lotta broads use this one tryna raise they stock a few notches.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I had a lot to say on this. read on if u really want to.
“This is your pussy”
yeah right! the females I’ve known were so loose I damn near lost my wood after hearin that. I know us guys don’t give a shit either way but it’s hard to focus on the sex when she’s makin it sound like her shit’s exclusive jus for ME and yet she’s SOOOO loose! to women who say that: jus say how wet I’m makin you
“I don’t give head”
I don’t care either way. I’d rather hit it. I think girls who do that are whores. ppl can have casual sex but all that extra shit, like head, aint even necessary.
“I’m on my period”
C’mon now. If you don’t wanna have sex, JUS SAY SO! If you’re not interested JUS SAY SO! If you’re not in the mood, JUS SAY SO! we guys get shut down all da time, so what’s anotha L? we’re used to it. when women say this to me, all they’re doin is makin me not wanna fuck wit ‘em cuz they’re dishonest. and who knows how far she’s willin to take that kinda behavior
“He’s my friend”
bullshit. it’s jus not realistic for a guy to be jus friends with a chick…unless he’s gay. the average guy jus wants to crush. end of story
here’s one I hear often: “I was busy”
busy? busy doin what? and it’s always “I was doin somethin for (a family member)” cuz women assume as men we undastand that family comes first. so we’re jus sposed to let her slide. fuck that! a chick’s gonna flake if she wants to. if she WANTS to! some nerve huh?
I say jus call a woman on her bullshit. if she leaves, screw her. if she was jus a booty call she’s not worth your aggrivation
March 4th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Number 5: He’s a friend: Completely agree! In all seriousness I am a straight dude who loves hip hop, sports, and having sex with women. What the fuck do I have in common with most girls???????? NOTHING, that’s why I dont have friends that are girls! If I’m friendly I’m just trying to smash!
Number 4: :I don’t give head”…completely disagree……I’ve met and slept with some real sluts in my time and few of them refused to give head. They did all kinds of other nasty shit (gangbangs, anal, etc) but no head….guess they were just waiting for Mr. Right!……lol
Number 3: “I’m cumming”……once you reach your mid-twenties and have gotten a nice amount of sex, I really feel you can tell when a woman is lying to you……………then again around that age you stop caring too……….lol
Number 2: “I’m on my period”: I went in a couple of times during the time of the month and regretted it til this day……….now, I stay away whether they are lying or not!……….fuck that!
Number 1: Pussy is yours: Never really know if a girlfriend has cheated on me, but you know what…………..who really gives a fuck unless your married!
Bonus: I have a child and this one is just plain wrong and uncalled for!
March 4th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
first off yeah we all heard those lines before and all you have to do is get a female comfortable with you and youre going to get it no matter what and to those guys who beast and fiend out smh youre wilding secondly with hte way girls are wilding i suggest before you do anything condom or not get the chick tested for every std while youre there in attendance to see paper work for 2009 i suggest if youre wilding get PAPERWORK just like your id card ask girls for theyre std card
March 4th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
people don’t be gullible. everyone lies
March 4th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
NUMBER 5 AND 4 IS WHAT I USUALLY HEAR ALOT.. BUT THE IT MIGHT BE YOUR BABY TYPE SHIT OH I WILL DISCONNECT ON A BITCH SHE COME THIS WAY WITH SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT,,, REALLY IT DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF DUDE YOU ARE IF WOMEN FIND YOU TO BE THE THIRSTY TYPE YOU GET HIT WITH 5 AND 4… BUT SHIT WOMEN LIE ABOUT ALOT OF SHIT LIKE HOW MANY NIGGAZ THEY EVER FUCKED
March 4th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
ASK A GIRL HOW MANY DICKS SHE SUCKED IN HER LIKE OR HOW MANY DUDES SHE FUCK WATCH IT BE A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 OR 5 LOL
March 4th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
LMAO @ the 2-4 combo!! I heard the bonus last summer but lucky for me it was a false alarm! #5 is mad true, as a dude I know its almost impossible to be friends with a girl and not try to hit it.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
stace0007-WHY A NIGGA GOTTA BE LIENG WHEN HE SAY HE DONT EAT COOCHI..IF A NIGGA DONT DO IT..HE DONT DO IT..I WONT PRESS THE ISSUE OF ME GETTIN HEAD..BUT IF SHE DO IT ON HER OWN SHE CANT EXPECT FOR ME TO DO IT TOO…FLAT OUT!!
March 5th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
#1. is used alot with me i mean bitches say i fuck real good but i found out bitches just say that this is your pussy when u hittin cuz they are in the spare of the moment because they know that will make you fuck harder and nut faster lol but how i play that game is just fuck who cares about what she say while you fuckin as long as you in the guts it dont matter lol.
#2 every nigga that get pussy heard that because either you might really catch a bitch on her period or she just dont feel like fuckin what niggaz fail to understand sometimes is that females dont want it as much as we do cuz if you strokin right it hurt them more.
#3 i get this alot and it dont mean they lying smh at niggaz that cant get they bitch to nut and she fakin it lol step ya pipe game up thats why all yall bitches cheatin on yall… lol every female i ever went out with wanted to see me everyday so i knew they didnt cheat on me they wouldnt talk to no niggaz had no niggaz in they phone none of that. i can tell if they really cumming by the look on they face or what rythm im goin out or how much her legs shake.
#4 i hear this alot lol and i move on bitch its 09 if you aint suckin dick then how do you turn me on especially when most of yall hoes are as stiff as a cardboard box in bed and dont let a nigga go at his pace complainin its to deep or im bein to aggressive i need head for my pleasure durin the ordeal lol.
#5 i never do friends with bitches if i dont fuck there is no point to much goin on in my life to be a bitch friend and it not be beneficial i tell females that im only friends if you investin somethin cuz life is too short not to let me fuck lol…
March 5th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I’m not sure if it was addressed but the “cumming” thing that youve stated is false. It’s much easier for a girl to cum during sex, in fact they cum multiple times during sex. However, there is a major difference (w/females) between cumming and getting an orgasm, thats the lie that women tell men, that they’ve hit their “O”.
March 6th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
number 5 i got a couple of female friends and female “friendzzz” its a diff sum chicks you look at like your sister and sum you look at as an delayed opp
number 4 dependin on how long yall been together or if she is a “good girl”
but if shes a pop or she tryna do that do me to do you thing FKKKK OUTTA HERE IM NOT HEARIN THAT
number 3 i already beat i dont really care (esp if you not wifey)… you better get yours b4 i get mine
number 2 always gets me that period shit grosses me out… (im not touchin you with a 1O foot pool) no matter if im odee turned on and my shit is about 10 feet dats the ultimate turn off but some niggas dont evn care they still be goin in my friend said thats the only time he wears a condom SMH
number 1 i dont take it to heart “your the best i evr had” “your dick so big” ive heard em all i spit it back “dam you got a fat ass” “ma ya pussy tight” ” nobody gives head like you” LMFAOOOO …….. its jus sex talk sex might be quite awkward wif out it LOL
March 6th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
And ma don’t give
him nothin’, unless he treatin’ you special
Soon he’ll get desperate, and go down and bless you And when he come up for air, with a mouth full of hair
Just grab your coach bag and get the fuck outta there, yeah
I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS SON!!!! LMAOO
March 6th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
WOMEN AINT NUTTIN BUT BICTHES AND HOES AND DEY ALWAYS MAKE LIKE MEN FUCK EVERYTHING BUT IF U CLOSLEY WACTH THEM THEY WILL GO AND FUCK WITH THE DUDE WIT A DOLLA MORE IN HIS POCKET TO ALL MY NIGGAS OUT THERE [FUCK THESE BBICTHES AND MOVE ONTO THE NEXT ONE BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAY ERRY WOMEN IS SOUR AND AINT NUTTIN WE CAN DO ABOUT IT]
March 8th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I dont kno dats fuckd up not every female is the same…just bcoz u got hurted or lied to by over than 10 females or hoes dont mean other females dont got self respect…and yeah some girls be wise nowadays and kno guys just wanna hit it soo dey keep their virgnity till dey find the right 1 but dats just a very small number…bcoz nowadays ppl just wanna do everythin dat others do or talk about stop fuckin followin d crowd nd do wats best 4 u fuck wat dey think…..also come on most guys are dogs!dey just wanna fuck nd fuck…y should i give it up to some1 like dat who gonna be like yeaa pussy is a pussy fuck dat….but it goes both ways tho both male nd female are very similar when it comes 2 dat shit.but there are some good ones out there dat aint just bout sex
March 8th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
LOL! its funny cause its true.
March 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
The real Number one is, ‘i dont usually do this!!!”
March 11th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Def agree with Jacob. i was like yea ok… i banged her the weekend after. girls these days are all mind tricks.
March 11th, 2009 at 1:02 am
lmao @ stace!
March 12th, 2009 at 5:04 am
5. He’s My Friend – That’s the one they tell they boyfriends / husband about Me
4. I don’t give head – My counter to that one is.. well today is your lucky day
3. I’m cumming – I don’t think its a lie but I had one that could cum at will.. I watched her do it too
2. I’m on my period – That one I wish I heard.. you know some of them nasty enough to still do it
1. This is yo pussy – Oh yeah? [FOR SALE by OWNER]
Bonus: “The Kid is Yours” – They been saying that since I was 9yrs Old. You wanna go on Maury?