Mexican Drug Lord Thanks The U.S. For Keeping Drugs Illegal
Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”
According to sources in the Mexican government, President Calderone is begging American officials to, in the words of reggae great Peter Tosh, legalize it. “Oh yeah,” said an official close to the Mexican president, “Felipe is going crazy. He’s screaming at everybody who comes in, ‘Why don’t they make this sh*t legal already! You’re killing me here!’ Look, everyone knows, when you have Prohibition, you create gangsters. And the more you prohibit, the more gangsters you make. El Chapo is hero now to all those slumdogs who want to be millionaires. Kids in the street, when they play games, they all want to be El Chapo, the baddest man in the whole damn town.”
Source: HuffingtonPost
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March 27th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
That’s a stupid statement… The U.S Government creates more $$ with the use of jails. If the people in jail was free and out in the streets that means more jobs need to be filled, possibly bigger houses, etc.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
how u gonna thank the U.S LMAO…thats annoyin
i fuc wit that nikka
March 27th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Cant believe Bush let this mutherfucker flourish for so long and now Obama is gonna watch him climb the Forbes list!!! Seriously how hard can it be to just take this mutherfucker out? Hopefully Obama can do aomething about him.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Dogma… it would cost less money to send those in jail to college than how much they spend on keeping up jail systems. Google it.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Sumwhere Officer Ross is dying to be El Chapo lmao.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
NO HE IS NOT ^ HE IS STUFFING HIS FACE WITH A QUARTER POUNDER RIGHT NOW
March 27th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
LEGALIZE IT!! And for real, I’m not even saying this shit cause I smoke. I’m saying this as a concerned American citizen. No no for real!!……….We got these Mexican muthorfockers making BILLIONS of dollars when that money could EASILY go to OUR government to help this trillion dollar deficit. Professors in Harvard say the US could virtually eliminate the debt in like 10 years based on weed tax ALONE. This El Chapo dude is fucking bold as shit. He on some Tony Montana vibe.
March 27th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
i think you guys shoudl understand now WHY THE POLICE HARRASSIN YA’LL TO FIND A BAG OF HERB ON YA..they cant legalize it..IT CONTRIBUTES TO THE COUNTRY’S ECONOMY big time
when is illegal..”THEY” ( and i aint talking about that dummy drug Lord) make BIG BUCKS!!
what the drug lord makes is PEANUTS compare to what ”THEY” make
March 28th, 2009 at 3:56 am
“they”? the illumniati? or some other kings of the world or the gov or jesus? who the fuck you mean with they?
March 28th, 2009 at 11:06 am
“THEY” are “The Man” and his name is “johnny law”
March 28th, 2009 at 11:41 am
LOL!!! nigga is thaking the U.S Government hahahaha
March 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
@1 That’s retarded, jails are an expense… the people in there for drugs could also legally work in their drug field now, your talking about opening up a huge market with the good ol’ govn’t making their taxes on it now… i think they’ll be alright
March 28th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
real talk they need to legalize weed… damn fam made it to the forbes list