March 10th, 2009
A Beyonce Fan Goes Crazy On Keri Hilson
(Obviously meant to be a joke.)
In response to rumors Keri Hilson was dissing Beyonce on the, “Turn Me On Remix.”
Tags: Beyonce, Keri Hilson
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March 9th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
This bum ass nigga need to get a job.
March 9th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
i will kick this sandal off fuk3n Hi-larious
March 9th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
wow LMAO
March 9th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Damn, that cd shit was hilarious, where the fuck is keri hilson, he right, i mean she aint really nowhere on the female r&b scene, and oh yeah the dream album is the sh**
March 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
let my girl keri alone. listen to the lyrics. Keri just said the truth.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
This scumbag made a mess of himself cos of Keri n thereafter gonna clean his shit off… This is such a weak emotion
Keri needs 2 drop stacks on dis nigga boi
March 9th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
LMFAO!!! DIS NIGGA FUNNY!. I HIT A BITCH JUS LIKE CHRIS BROWN PIMP SLAP THA SHIT OUT RIHANNA LMAO!!…
March 9th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
March 9th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
LMFAO- Pure Comedy!
March 9th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
that cat is comedy
March 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
DRIED GRITS
March 9th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
i like keri…but this shit was hilariousssss!!
March 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
This dude is a straight up clown.Who the hell follows Beyonce?This dude needs a job and a woman.Is this the face of hip hop and Black America?No wonder people are laughing at Black people.
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/kalanation
March 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
funny. kerri think she can go n diss pple jst cuz she got a hot song out that made people notice her. she do need to sit her azz dwn.
March 9th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
LOL funny shit
March 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
MAN I DONT CARE WHO THIS NIGGA IS KERI HILSON IS A BAD BITCH SHE FINE AS FUCK
March 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
March 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
This Nigga
March 9th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
That shit was mad funny…and to the idiot who said who the hell is Keri Hilson on the R&B scene…practically all the albums the dude had on the table has Keri Hilson on it…if it wasn’t for her these chics wouldn’t have half their hits so fall bacc
March 9th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
#19 Name what hits Keri Hilson made from those cds. You dumb nigga you don’t know shit. That bitch album gonna flor anyway,,
March 9th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
LMMFAO!!! ..Dis Is Jokes
March 10th, 2009 at 12:23 am
lmaooo this nigga made tea in 1 second lmaoo
i got all these cd’s where the fuck is this bitch lmao
March 10th, 2009 at 12:38 am
man who da fuck is dis clown? da situation aint even serious enough to make a nigga spazz out like dat & throw shit around. nigga aint got nuthin better 2 do other than makin an ass out of himself. dis fool gettin keri hilson mixed up with da damn HILTON sisters & he said that shit with such confidence too like he knew wat he was talkin bout. dude need 2 just head to his damn job & calm da fuck down. shit, he actin like sum1 gave him some anthrax or some shit. DA ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE MIGHT WATCH DIS IS BECAUSE HE IS A JOKE. THEY JUST LAUGHIN AT DA DUDE. man fact of the matter is DAT GUY IS IGNORANT point, blank, period.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Um Keri wrote Take Me As I Am from that Mary J Blige cd on his table & the song was used in an advertising campaign for the Chevy Tahoe so Keri really got paid major for writing that song featured in a commercial.
But this bum a$$ clown looks so retarded shouldnt that ni99a be at work.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:42 am
the funny thing is if he would have did some more searching he would of found out she wrote songs for corny ass beyonce…. beyonce is played out already my g and mary j and other people so all hoeoncye clit riders fall back keri got shit locked right now tell her to write her own shit and dont get neo see how good she is and stop doing the same shit in every video with her and 2 girls and the same wack ass dance moves
March 10th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Buahahaha ima kick my slipper off LOL
This nigga is mad funny
i cant believe some of ya’ll takin him seriously
March 10th, 2009 at 9:56 am
OK…That was the funniest shit eva! That kick off the slipper and loose his mind was the best. I am at my desk with tears! I needed that this morning! Cuz is hillarious. I agree who the FUCK is Kerri Hilson……But how about he thought she was a “HILTON” too funny!
March 10th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
bushwick pure must be keri hilson herself. you dumb as hell and just made yourself look stupid. keri aint never wrote no song for beyonce. not one. she wrote usher ‘love in this club remix’ but that is usher joint and bey just sang one of the verses. bey cowrote all her songs her whole career and most of them went #1. dont nobody write shyt by themselves. they all have writing teams so stfu u sound retarded.
not hating but keri look stupid right now and folks are laughing at her not with her. beyonce been the #1 chick in the game for years and still is. how about keri get her album out before she talk shyt about beyonce of all people. real talk.
March 11th, 2009 at 1:43 am
lol that shit was TOOOO funny. and true
March 11th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I found Beyonce response on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3dUBwlTfck
March 24th, 2009 at 2:50 am
NIGGA FUCK YOU! KERI HILSON IS BEYONCE’S OTHER WRITER BESIDES NE-YO! THAT BITCH WILL BE A DIVA WHEN SHE STARTS WRITING HER OWN SHIT! SHE NEED 2 GET ON KERI’S LEVEL! FUCK THAT OVERATED BITCH!
April 6th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
All the one’s that’s on Keri Hilson’s dick need to hop off it because her cd is ok but nothing compared to the shit beyonce has ever done….everybody in the damn industry have writer’s that help them with songs…if the bitch so good, why the fuck her shit is only “Ok” instead of “The Fucking Bomb”…..lol…no matter what beyonce do Keri will never be on her level…for the ones who said beyonce needs to get on keri’s level is dumb as shit because beyonce is already past her….Its all about how you perform and sing a song not who the fuck wrote it…who the fuck cares…fans dont listen to that…and keri bitch ass copping a plead because she know damn well she was not talking about herself in the damn remix….why the fuck would she mention ‘check the credits hoe…and writing your song shit…” that bitch just want some attention because beyonce got it all…if it wasnt for lil wayne on her song “turning me on” it would be some shit and she would have had to do something else better for her name to get out…I mean keri is a pretty girl and nice performer but I bet the bitch cant sing or dance better than beyonce…maybe ciara..(in singing)…lol…but not dancing…..i’m not hating on her weak ass but it is what it is dick hopers….Gone….
April 12th, 2009 at 2:03 am
(ROTFLMAO) WOW…I FEEL HIM…..OH SHITT DAT IIS TOO DAMN FUNNII…DHAT MADE MII NIGHT…HES A FOOL….B MI GIRL…YES I DO NOT LYKE keri hilson….SHE DOES NOT DESERVE 2 B IN CAPITAL LETTERS EITHER…..
April 13th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
lOl … this is sum funny shit! lOl … i’m deff gonna suscribe! this just made my day!
April 16th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
i so agree with u dude ! who is she to diss bey and ciara ? she just arrived on the scene! what took her so long if she is such a prodigee????? what the fuck like seriously!, i was gonna give her a chance untill she confirmed on a LA radio that the song is dissing beyonce and ciara, she is a mean arrivist stupid young woman rihanna copied style b*****
she CANT FILL A ROOM LIKE BEY OR CIARA WOULD SO WHAT THE FUCK U R HATING ON??????
stupid fool lmao! lets see how long u last on the scene, bey was around the world since 15 and still is !!!!!!!!!!! where were u at 15 ?????????????????????????????????? seriously people like coomon! dt mix up bread pudding and creme brulee know what i mean! its OK to swagg up and stuff when u have a hot release but to additionally diss other artists i JUST HATE IT!!!!!!! she so looks unsecured doing that!!!!!! stupid keri.. so lame from you …..
April 28th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
too funny! keri is cool but Beyonce is a Badd Bitch and can’t nobody touch her
May 4th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
ha! ok so I am about to watch this…but side note…he needs to str8′n his kitchen lol…he really puttin his cleanin habits (or the lack thereof) on blast lol…no offense homie, just an observation, we’re all messy at some point but keep it hidden lol.
May 4th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
aaaahhhh he he he he he he he I get it now!!!! Dang “I know Nikki Hilson and Paris Hilson…but who the f@!? is Keri Hilson” lmbo!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
KERI HILSON CLOWNS BEYONCE!!! ALL BEYONCE’S SHIT IN THE LAST 6 YEARS IS JUNK!!
KERI HILSON IS WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE & DOESNT DO THAT ANNOYING THING WITH HER VOICE THAT BEYONCE DOES!!
June 24th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
That mess hella funny, if u got all in your feeling about it at the bottom it says “obviously a joke” please read. I love Keri Hilson but that mess was still funny. I’m posting it on my myspace now.
June 30th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
HAAAAA!!!!!!! ahahaha lmfao…. that shit was fucking funny man. smh at the people getting all riled up over this shit though defending beyonc or keri hilson, shits obviously a joke.
keri hilson is a bad ass bitch by the way
June 30th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
the nigga fuckin trashed his kitchen ahahaha… laughing my ass off
July 19th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Both those videos were Hilarious !!!! But all jokes aside Keri was wrong to diss B and especially Ciara who never botha’s no one!!! Sistah’s in the game need not be arguing. That diss was obviously to try to shine light on her career. If she talk too much sh-t about B she’s gone be without a career. Dont forget B’s a bad Bitc! with money. Keri dont want no part of “TRUE DRAMA.”
July 21st, 2009 at 5:13 pm
keri hilson da shit not worryin bout no beyonce in ciara. beyonce takes ppl music and ciara just suck. new video and song out from keri hilson called slow dance. out in a few weeks.
August 7th, 2009 at 2:21 am
mann tha only thing keri hilson wrote 4 beyonce is her part in love in this club pt.2
beyonce said that keri is mad because she dont want to use none of her whack ass tracks.
now all u people that are hating on beyonce shuud be ashamed of yall selves becuzz i bet most of yall is black. and how can u hate on suumbady whoo is so private dont talk shxxt about no bodiee and stay on her fuukin job. now be4 beyonce came out whidd i am sasha fierce she was gone 4 about 2 years and when it is over she will be gone for another 2 years. while she was gon rihanna was getting her shxxt togetha and that means when beyonce leave the scene rihanna is gonna cuum back and keri still wont get the respect she thinks she deserves…….so sorry all u lame ass keri luverz…and daht niggah str8 hilariious…omgee
August 15th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
wtf that shit was odee funny lol i really hate keri hilson doe she aint all dhat i mean yea yu write good music for otha ppl but wen i comes to your self you fucking suck so wat yu wanted to be a ghost writer so dont fuck complain now cause ya shit aint rocking like you thought it was that you fault she just i fuck hater she need to off her self or something if she cant take reality