July 7th, 2008

Stop The Madness: Damn Mos Def Married A Chick In 4 Days, Now She Caking Off Of Him

Mos Def married this woman after 4 days of knowing her and she asked for a divorce in 4 months. SHORTY GOT PAID MILLIONS for those 4 months of marriage. She admits to being a groupie which a lot of females can’t do. She states that Mos Def won’t sign the divorce papers, “He told my lawyer if he can’t have me, nobody else will.” She said she don’t miss Mos Def at all and her feelings aren’t hurt at all.

She dropped out the 7th grade and was a former stripper but now she ballin of the next man’s bank account. This is the gold digger’s America dream. There is no ass fat enough in this world to make me pull such a move. Real Talk, no matter how good a girl looks, do not put her on a pedestal. As expected there are plenty of superheads out there, don’t be a victim.

Pics of the shorty are below.

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66 Responses to “Stop The Madness: Damn Mos Def Married A Chick In 4 Days, Now She Caking Off Of Him”

  1. 2cents Says:

    Mos is my dude but he took an L for this one! This is what happens when you belive in a witch!

  2. HAHAHAHAHA Says:

    IM DISSAPOINTED IN HIM FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS

    1 SHE DONT LOOK THAT GOOD

    2 MARRIED IN 4 DAYS??? GODDAMN

    3 HE KNEW ABOUT HER PAST (FUCKING BALL PLAYERS..USED TO BE A STRIPPER…CRACKHEAD MOTHER…ALREADY HAD A SEED FROM A ENTERTAINER…ETC) AND STILLLL MARRIED HER

    4 SHE DONT LOOK THAT GOOD!!! LOL

  3. 2shooters Says:

    Mos Def is a Lame..
    Lame Niggas stay Jumping out the windows for a Bad Chick..Rap or Real Life..Niggas Aint Got No Swag..So they buy them..
    And She’s a Groupie Plain and Simple..

  4. ha ha Says:

    On the real is Mos DDef a muslim? Maybe thats why he married her before he sleeped with the bitch

  5. Ahijah Says:

    Damn marrying someone after 4 days ? Wow thats crazy, and after her past he married a hoe ? & he seriously throught he could change her ? You can’t turn a hoe into a woman and she aint all that. This girl certinatley landing on her back.

  6. Smart Wins Says:

    Just goes to show that Mos Def is a lame.

  7. F.D.I.A Says:

    I think Mos could have most definetly done better than shorty but she aiight though. He shoulda took advice from his fellow BK native JIGGA, “you can’t date skee-oos and wife it”

  8. 2cents Says:

    I’d rather be an authentic lame then a fabricated (”big little”) whatever!

    jigga man and the mighty mos should never be mentioned in the same breathe! And thats cause its disrespectful to Mos…

  9. ha ha Says:

    I THINK THIS BITCH IS LYIN THO HOW WE KNOW THIS TRUE? AMERICA IS GULLIBLE..I HOPE NIGGAZ DONT GIVE HER NO ATTENTION I HOPE THIS BITCH DISAPPEARS B. I HATE HOE’S LIKE THAT

  10. dedee Says:

    well i dont see anything wrong wit what she doin dudes been braggin on scoring with low class women for years, so why not sell her story if someone willing to pay for it, it’s all fair in love n war, the dudes talk on it, so there’s a he said/she said in every scenario i don’t know why people get so upset when a groupie speaks

  11. dedee Says:

    and yeah Mos was a dummy for trying to make a whore his wife …come on 5 nba players, NFL dude and Jagged Edge, JD etc come on there’s not even that many men in the industry but your wifey has had them in the double digits come on and how in love could you be in 4 days

  12. ha ha Says:

    once again bitches defending shit like this ^^

    disgusting fuck this bitch b..ha ha n i hate how she tryna act like she doin something good she a fuckin liar b.

    Why you think she wanna be wit Lil Wayne? cuz hes popular at the moment

    She said “THE PERSON IM FEELIN RIGHT NOW(!!!), IS WAYNE AND THE PERSON I WOULD WANT RIGHT NOW (!!)”

    THIS BITCH A HOE B

  13. HAHAHAHAHA Says:

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT THE PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL ie (try to turn a hoe into a house wife)

    LMAOOOOOOO

    N i thought mos was smarter than this….funny thing is i was jus listening to one of his old tapes n i think this is the girl he was talking about in that song “MRS FAT BOOTY”

    Sounds like it from what shorty described as the night they met…

  14. The GUArdian Says:

    WooooooooooooooooooooooooooW Like flav does lol…Mos Def is a herb for this one…Who does shit like that…SMH man…

  15. William Ac Holla Says:

    If I’m a Famous Dude I’m a Stick to my Around The Way Girls na mean? These Video Chics bad as fuck but they only good to get fucked.

  16. HAHAHAHAHA Says:

    acutally i take the last part of that last comment back i just heard the song again and hes actually talkin about a btich he met in the club fell in love with and she played/dissed/used him…

    how coincedental…

    *im dead*

    when it comes to bitches some niggas are just naturally weak

    cosign # 14 GIVE ME A BUSTITBABY THAT COOKS CLEANS AND SUCKS LIKE A VACCUM AND IM GOOOOOOD!!!

  17. County Of Kings Says:

    i guess u cant be smart at everything
    when u good at one thing, u bad at the others
    she just but the bullseye on mosdef back, now every bitch he speak to probably gonna know this dude is a sucka for love and play him accordingly

    but what kinda lawyers do she got, and why mosdef dont have better lawyers. how she get millions for 4months, thats not long enuff to get alamony

  18. The Greatest Says:

    ‘Now this this is one of them occasions when your homie ain’t doin it right,
    I mean he found him a ho that he like,
    But you can’t make a ho a housewife.’

    I know Mos listened to Chronic 2001. He should have read the signs. haha.

  19. 2shooters Says:

    Real Talk..
    Who is She..She ain’t no Star..
    Tryna Put Mos Def On Blast..Hes a Humble Dude..Why would she do that??? Cuz shes a Groupie..Shit they got here name up there while im typing..And I still cant remember her name..

    How the Hell u wanna go from Mos Def to C.Brown and Lil Wayne..Dem young boys..Which tells U where shes at Mentally..

  20. WHITE BOY Says:

    All i have to say is FLAVOR FLAV lol if this gold diggin ass bitch wanted money. She could of sign up to be on the flavor flav show and became one of the 20th gold diggen bitches. She could of been like the second Hottie real name Schater Taylor all she had to do was blind her eye twice and chingaling there goes the money. Especially with flavor flav she would would of had everything and being that he so ugly he would of gave her everything. And after that she probably could of leave his ass like Hoopz did. But for this bitch to waist her time doing whatever she can to Mos Def just to get that chingaling was fucked up. And the bitch ain’t even all that pretty she look like she a witch. And on top of that this bitch ain’t got know game cuz for a bitch to do that please groupie ass gold diggin bitch.

  21. MEE Says:

    @ 2 Cents

    Nigga Please!!!

    Disrespectful to Mos my ass. The brotha go played for a fool because what he did was FOOLISH. Mos Def has SIX kids with FOUR different woman(non of which he married)and according to this chick and another chick from way back he’s a fucking woman beater. He is without a doubt an INCREDIBLE artist got talent out the ass, but as a man his character is shady, I have no respect for him just his artistry. If anything Jay-Z is the one that should feel disrespected to be mention with Mos Def low down ass. I look at who people are as human beings first, and Mos Def doesn’t seem to be to great of a human being.

  22. ALL MAUL Says:

    I AIN’T SAYIN’ SHE’S A GOLDIGGER/BUT SHE AIN’T FUCKIN’ WITH NO BROKE N**A/

    THIS BITCH IS THE SAME REASON I WON’T MARRY A BAD BITCH…BUT I WOULD FUCK THO

    http://www.myspace.com/outoforder82

  23. JACOB FROM LOST Says:

    DAMN .. THIS WOMAN SMASHED THIS DUDES NAME TO PEICES.

  24. WACK Says:

    chick chick chick chicken-head , pretty face and a mouth full of cummy taste

  25. TERROR Says:

    whats this a part 2 of lauren london blog. yea how do we know she aint just tryna get attention. yea mos is dumb 4 that move. lets see how many females come on here defendin her

  26. TERROR Says:

    2 all the ballers n all money makers, prenup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. DAMN!!!!!!!! Says:

    Mos obviously did a huge mistake fuckin with this shorty but none of us know the circumstances why he married her. We don’t know the detalis of what happened. I’d like to her him comment about this.

  28. Mike Says:

    The thing is he has met PLENTY of groupies over this year so he should know what kind o women you “fuck” and what kind of women you “date”. This woman is the type of chick you only have for sex, you don’t want anything serious with her. Fuck and move on. However sometimes you can’t help it and you start havin feelings for the WRONG chick and that’s probably what happened here. LOL

  29. Gro Says:

    a bitch iz a bitch so if i’m poor or rich i talk in the exact same pitch. smartin up yungin. this is why u keep some too short in your music rotation. she is mediocre at best and homie won’t sign the papers cuz he doesn;t want anyone else to have her??? not sure if i believe that> mos is my dude so i would love to believe he is smarter than the average bear, but some times you just never really know.

  30. Brooklyn Stand Up Says:

    She’s hot but she’s a groupie. Groupies love entertainers and entertainers love groupies. It’s always been like that. The artist brag about the broad he fucked and the groupie brag about the artists they fucked. But yuo don’t marry a broad like this…I mean what the fuck do you expect to happened if you marry her and then get a divorce? Of course she’s going to talk about it and get some money. Didn’t Kanye West use to fuck with her too?

  31. shience Says:

    lesson here….. dont be a dumb nigga!! mos def raps that godbody i love you queen stuff and thats cool…but in the real world mofos is out for self…period point blank…why marry a chick in four days? he probaly didnt even know her last name, her background…all the getting to know you stuff

    but this negro wanna get married….quit playing! didnt you listen to urself on ms fatbooty?? naw, i think he was starting to believe those erykah badu songs he was featured on…its females like she that has real niggas paranoid to marry decent chicks…and now a queen gotta be a ten year girlfriend…aint that a bitch!!

  32. ALL MAUL Says:

    ANOTHER THING THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT MOVIE ORINGINAL SIN Angelina Jolie AND Antonio Banderas…

  33. 4REAL Says:

    SHE DON’T LOOK GOOD!!!!!

  34. 100% Says:

    she kept it so real, i cant even really dis her…yall see what it is.,…women follow money, and if u got a girl and she hot she go leave u to chase money, so get your money right,,, thats it…

    krossbreedz.com -

  35. d Says:

    pretty much reiterates all these guys want is a racially ambiguous chick it doesn’t matter as far as anything else.

  36. ????????????? Says:

    dam even the look in her eyes n the pictures are evil!!!!! dam mos my dude too…. he fucked up

  37. ablock Says:

    she kinda overrated she a 8 for a hoodrat but she not close to a beyonce bitch look like a racoon she must can suck a golfball threw a garden hose

  38. boogiboi Says:

    Damn son…Smh

  39. Ashley Says:

    *smh* after FOUR DAYS?!?! that is just BEYOND INSANE!… gold diggers/groupies these days.. ugh. makes me sick. I only believe in getting into a relationship to be HAPPY. What does money give u? clothes? mansion(s)? Lavish lifestyle? sure… but not pure happiness and love. Never will i get into a relationship with someone or marry them for their wealth and/or satus.. there’s no point..having someone who really loves me for who i am and makes me happy(emotionally happy, not in a materialistic way) and makes me laugh and smile is enough for me….

    AND SHE’S FROM TORONTO TOO!…a damn disgrace to my city lol

  40. BigYouth007 Says:

    damn man
    never thought this kinda stupid shyt could happen to mos
    sorry man
    damn!!!

    plus this silly bitch doesn’t even deserve to know that dude

  41. Isiah Bradley Says:

    Captian Save-A-Hoe strikes again….fails once again….

  42. Pounce Says:

    My bitch look better than her. One picture looks decent and the others shorty looks old. 4-days!?!? Damn she must be able to suck a beach ball through a coffee straw or just gamed him up on that positive shit he be talkin. He didnt learn shit while doing boondocks voice overs?

  43. we stone Says:

    Don’t ever trust a big butt and a smile.

  44. Riley Freeman Says:

    Damn it, Gangstalicious. Oh well…

    DO THE HOMIE!!!
    Lolz, naw but that’s messed up. Mos Def seems like a cool nigga. It’s chiccs like this that make women look bad. Don’t he got a song about this kinda chiic? Ms. Fatbooty

  45. Aura Says:

    I don’t see what all the fuss is about as far as her appearance goes. You can find any Puerto Rican chick in the bronx that looks better than her. SMH at her basically throwing it at Lil’ Wayne in an interview where she’s supposed to be talking about her husband, Mos Def. What a chickenhead.

  46. you know Says:

    Im glad that happened and hopefully it will be a lesson learned, because i see alot of guys out here that only care about the physical attributes of a women and nothing else. I mean alot of these guys sometimes act like they really be feenin for some ass, as if it’s gone run somewhere and that’s ridiculous. your actually willing to risk your life and everything that you’ve worked so hard to get for someone you barely know just to get A ” NUT” off, are you serious. Well the way i see it if it means that much to you and if it’s that important then you deserve what you get.

  47. Streetfam Says:

    LMAO aw man Mos Def messed up lol , cant hate on dis girl tho she knows how 2 get her paper lol, damn dis guys a sucka

  48. datVAhead23 Says:

    Well, I have no sympathy for Mos Def(But thats my dude though). First of all, he a rapper…He should already be hip to the game with these broads!! Don’t trust these bitches, especially these extra-glamorous ass ones.
    Second, Mos Def is way to intellectual to be dealin’ wit a bitch that dropped out of school in the 7th grade and became a stripper. DING! DING! That should be an alert #1. Let me just fuck and be out!!,…not wife that damn mud duck!!!

    Third, to all my fellas’; yo we gotta stop amp’n these “bitches” up to more than what they are, cause when you do, that’s the type of bitch thats created.

    VA Stand up!!!!!

  49. wiseknowin777 Says:

    Look. I can’t fault this broad for tryna come up. I can’t fault Mos Def because she had him open. We as men are weak period. Weak for a pretty face, nice body and good head. Any nigga that says different isn’t being real with himself. The only thing that can save a nigga from a female like this is God. We are not programmed to understand women and we never will. We think we can read them, and we really can’t. You may think a chick is dumb but she’s smarter than you are. They know how to manipulate our minds, using their bodies. Women were burned at the stake and hung back in the day because we thought they were witches. Eve got Adam to bite the Fruit. Women have caused wars and gotten many a man killed througout history. For niggaz to sit in here and act like THEY can’t get got too is fuckin hilarious. Like someone else said. “Groupies love Entertainers and Entertainers love Groupies” . One couldn’t exist with out the other….And we need to stop thinkin that we can read these bitches and figure them out, because we can’. The bitch you think is probably a ho isn’t the ho, Its the bitch you think is ladylike and sophisticated thats fuckin everybody…..Think about all the sophisticated nasty chicks you went to college with that are Lawyers, Doctors, Judges, Schoolteachers and Businesswomen. They were fuckin entire football teams in college and still going to class…..Some bitches like to fuck and they especially like fuckin niggaz who can compensate them well afterwards……A chick can fuck 10 solid niggaz who have status and have actual relationships with these dudes and be considered a whore. How many niggaz did the bitch you marry sleep with, before you wifed her? You’ll probably never know….Why? Because they’re smart enough to keep the truth from you.

  50. Slim Says:

    Love is blind..He might be in love but she might have a plan…

  51. god complex Says:

    ahaha sucker

  52. Dee Says:

    guess mos def didn’t get the memo:

    you can’t make a hooker into a housewife.

  53. FedUP Says:

    I think she put something in his drink or did some type of voo doo shit on Mos. He seems to be an intelligent dude and I don’t think he would fuck up like that without some type if influence. Everyone knows you can not turn a hoe into a house wife and she got HOE written all across her forehead.

  54. 2cents Says:

    @ Mee… Whatever you say! Personally I see more flaws in Jay’s character but to each there own!

    One tried to make a honest black (half) woman out of someone!

    The other made a name out of sleepin with another man’s baby mom’s (then lied about the context… he said: i pimped her dug it and dissed her “I’m a bolder man” she said he’s a sweet heart who opened up to her and was soooo sweet…lol)

  55. Pounce Says:

    Its hilarious how you have to translate some women into English.

    Financially comfortable ie: cars, house, school = someone take care of me and pay my current and future bills.

    BMX X5 = Baby mama wagon

    two years of having fun = groupie, sleep around

    the two NBA players = Jermaine O’Neal who was traded to the Raptors. Wizards player AJ = Antwan Jamison

    Lastly im tired of all this “im doing this for other young women”. If thats the case then donate all proceeds to a womens shelter or some type of non profit organization. Until then the shit regarding “tell all books” is for money.
    I know niggas not buying it for the most part. So women who don’t respect this shit need to not purchase it.

    And wtf wants to read a book by a broad that highest education completed is elementary.

  56. wiseknowin777 Says:

    every nigga out here think his game is tight and he can’t be bamboozled by a bitch…WRONG! all it takes is that one bitch who can capitalize off your weakness…..Pussy is a major distraction for straight men all over the world….Gay niggaz don’t really have distractions, thas why those mother fuckers got so much paper……if a bad bitch like Beyonce gave a nigga some rhythm, a nigga would call in sick to work, abandon his family just for a quick 15 minute tryst with Beyonce.

  57. ????????????? Says:

    this has to be one of the worst interviews i have ever heard. holy shit mos def???? smfh…. 4 real.. i cant undastand how ………????/?? this bitch is pure evil i swear da go……4 niggas praposin… niggas sendin money….4 days????…. you hear the interview?? lmaofff…. motivational self help book….. aaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! she dont even think about him???? service 4 service…. i feel bad, honestly for this girl… i think about nas song.. black girl lost.. i wonder how women like this get by. they broken 4 eva.. dam..

  58. ????????????? Says:

    wiseknown…. yeah u right in a way…. but this bitch had the fucking warnin signs all over the god dam place… but… yeah you said it.. thats y women hold power… i think it can be argued that the fate of the fuckin world can be shaped effectively by these bitches…. lol dam??

  59. 2cents Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Can be?! I think it has been but i refuse to blame a woman for a bad predicament unless she starts talkin that “it’s all your fault” sh!t then I gotta let em know what it really is … cause chicks like to “forget sh!t” so I remind them!!! ;0,

  60. wiseknowin777 Says:

    we just gotta keep it real with ourselves B.The same niggaz who scream MONEY OVER BITCHES are either gay, been hurt by a bitch before, or they probably know they’re weak and vulnerable… The warning signs were definitely there, but like i been saying, niggaz are weak. Thats why mad niggaz was tryna marry the bitch..All they saw was a pretty face and a nice body, some niggaz probably didn’t even hit it yet and were ready to put a ring on her finger, what does that say? Look at another way tho, What if there are no warning signs? What if a bitch doesn’t carry herself like this broad and you have no clue about what she did in her past or how she carries herself when your not around? Bitches are like chameleons…They adapt to the nigga they fuckin with at the present time……A bitch could have been a straight up whore and let niggaz run trains on her, then she meets a new nigga and switches it up and becomes the domesticated housewife type that you could never invision being trizzed out. Mos was weak, but at the same time……he aint the only one………We are all weak!

    A wise man once told me, that the only niggaz that are against paying for pussy are the niggaz who can’t afford it….. In other words, “IT AINT TRICKIN IF YOU GOT IT”.

    Rap niggaz constantly contradict themselves….the whole M.O.B. attitude and the “YOU AINT GETTIN NADA”, attitude is all a front…..A bitch can get money out of any nigga as long as he got the money on him. Thats why pimpin and ho’in is so popular.

  61. ????????????? Says:

    yeah…… I would say weak to n extent though… cuz its like this for me anyways.. men have one tract minds. we think linear. one thing at a time. and we mad basic. eat, sleep, activity ie.. work, music, sports, madden….lol.. and PUSSY….. Where as a female can multitask. They say women got more game then men, or women are smarter than men… I say yes to an extent. Cuz you gotta remember the first point. When men have vagina on the brain… nothin else really tops that!!!!! So women can manipulate niggas real fucking easy… ie mos def….. But that is a mans most basic principle though. Thats so fucking biological. from the beginin of time….. so are we really weak…???? or is that just a function…. i dont know i guess when niggas say m.o.b yeah they know it… get money cuz thats brings in pussy but we cant really trust those types???? i guess we in a lose lose situation then..

  62. Cide Says:

    He brought it on himself. Like someone else said, he should know better. He should at least get the divorce now just in case that Will Smith type Hollywood money starts comin in. lol.

  63. B1Wall Says:

    Mos is a good guys and I think Alana’s character is more questionalbe. Check out the good stuff Mos is doing for the youth of this country and his community. Check out his “If I Were President” video at https://www.247townhall.org/video/634

    By submitting your own “If I Were President” video on http://www.247townhall.org you can enter to win a free flip camera!

  64. Fed up of foolishness Says:

    I know this chick but here is the $100 dollar question I have for everyone who is making this hooker popular just by talking about her:

    If Alana was legally married to Mos…..why did she only settle for $115,000.00? Seeing that she is so desperate for money right now that she writes a book which mostly embarrasses herself namely publicly disclosing her 7th grade education and the fact she was a stripper at 15…….if she was his legal wife she could have gotten a million at least.

    People Mos was already married when he married her, he thought that a marriage in Canada would be legal because Canada is another country…..(wondering if Mos also has a 7th grade education) He paid that tramp off to avoid being charged for bigamy. Take it from me….I know this bitch personally.

    Also anyone interviewing her please bear in mind she is addicted to pain pills (perks), extasy and cocaine so not much of what comes out of her mouth is credible or sensible. Stop giving this hooker publicity…its pathetic!

  65. chuyrsse Says:

    Every one seems so angry and judgemental…I am happy for Mos and the stripper. I think he got what he deserved..I lost a little respect for him. It is strange that his lyrics in his music make him seem smart and inciteful. More power to her if he is going to be that gullible. However, I think Mos was probably not thinking clearly at the time and may have been depressed or going through hardtimes. We all make, even life altering mistakes from time to time. Sometimes people just like to live life to it’s fullest , even in the spur of the moment, just not thinking about concequences. that is how some people deal with things just to do what you want and have fun not caring about what others think, not saying it is right of wrong. Who am I to judge either one of these human beings…I mean, I have not walked a mile in their shoes or even a block. I might do the same thing if I were either one of them. I certainly do not have all the facts. Anyways.. I was hoping they would split so I can get in line and have my turn already;). I love Mos..(sigh) maybe it will be this lifetime afterall. It was written in the stars for me and him..he just don’t know it yet.lol;)Yaaaaay they split up!

  66. nurse78 Says:

    What’s wrong with MosDef, I had so much respect for him and I thought he was “conscious”.

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