Shaq Freestyles & Disses Kobe Bryant(Calls Kobe A Rat)
“Last week Kobe couldn’t do it without me.”
“Kobe tell me how my ass taste”
“Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”
-Shaq
DAMN he went in LOL(waits for response record from Kobe on the Milli beat). What do you all think, should Shaq drop another album?
Download link is below along with Shaq’s comments on the Freestyle…
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Reached by ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O’Neal issued the following statement: “I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don’t forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I’m a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don’t make something out of nothing.”
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Tags: Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'neal
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June 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
omg shaq is crazy on this one
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Shaq is a dumb fuck who is no where on the same level as Kobe. He couldn’t do it without him?? Hhahaha, this bitch can’t make it without Kobe. Kobe was in the finals, where was Shaq??
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
That freestyle was actually kinda tight.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
so shaq getting divorced cuz he socalled gave a bitch 1mill? what type of stupid shit is that lmao!!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm
SHAQ SHUT THE FUK UP..U DAYS DONE WITH KOBE SHOWED U HE DIDNT NEEDED U DUDE……
FALL BAC SHAQ
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Yo Shaq is funny. @ Joe… Shaq did do it withouot him or did u 4get about the heat winning that title in 06.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
yeah shaq did it without kobe…
but it was WADE who won that series…therefore named the Finals MVP that year….
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
people forget so easily. wade had 33 points/game, the highest in an nba finals series. yes, the highest. go check it out. shaq, ummm, u couldn’t do it without kobe or wade. and u know this.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
too fuckin funny, clearly shaq is thinkin about retirin soon cuse he must not give a fuck about his endorsements
niggas and microphones dont always mix
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Well he use to be a old school rapper so i can’t hate on his basket-ballic freestyle skill…LMAO And that what kobe’s bitch ass get with his pretty ass wife that i really would love to fuck. And shaq to his wife is really fuckin hot lol.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Lmao.Nigga Succ Mayne, “Kobe Couldn’t Do It With Out Me” .Well At Least He Made it To The Finals ..And Where Did The Suns Go This Year? ..Matter Of Fact, What Did You Do In The Playoff’s This Year Thats Even Worth Talking About?.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I guess he didnt think he was getting recorded and wtf is he talkin about HE GOT PUT OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND lol and i think he forgot that kobe is about to get like 3-4 rings with lamar, bynum, gasol, and fisher he’s probably drunk
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
@$lim
I know he won it with the Heat but that was Wade not Shaq like mentioned, he couldnt do it with Nash or Stoudamire either.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
THAT NIGGA GETTING DIVORCED CAUSE HIS BITCH TAKEING THAT MONEY AND GETTING SOME YOUNG DICK AND GONE TAKE HALF OF WHAT EVER HE GOT LEFT WE READ SUPER HEAD BOOK U AINT ON SHIT LORD SHE FUCKING WHIT THAT YOUNG DICK. (BY THE WAY CALL ME GIRL)
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
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June 23rd, 2008 at 6:56 pm
lmao! that was the funnest shit i ever seen. this nigga gay talkin bout how his ass taste and shit
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Nah man! In all fairness, you can’t stab at a nigga and then say “Oh nah, it’s all in fun. No issues between us.” Thats what jabbin and light punches are for. That sound like issues to me!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
why are people getting so mad? Shaq was obviously just having fun. He’s like 6 years older than Kobe, he already stopped trying to rap, and was prolly called on the mic to freestyle real quick. It was obviously off the top b/c he CAN write better than that. or at least can afford to pay someone to write better than that.
And y’all know that Shaq ran the show on Kobe’s previous rings. EVERY analyst agrees that Kobe needed a big presence in the paint.. that’s why the talk is the Lakers are gonna look to get Ron Artest… that’s why Shaq can say “You couldn’t do it w/o me.” Also, Who cares if you make it to the playoffs or lose in the finals… at the end of the day… you only remember the champion.
Stop getting so mad abt things people say abt Kobe… he ain’t your family… he ain’t your friend… and at the end of the day, he couldn’t care less abt what you do with your life. so why get so bothered that Shaq asked him what his @ss taste like?
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Shaq is a clown ahahahahaha ima suns fan and I think dat was da worst trade ever it cost us r head coach
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
kobe ass hurt after shaq fucked him “kobe tell me how ur ass feel” kobe tell me how u ass feel
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
yo this shit is funny as hell
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Shaq >>>>>>>>>Kobe in everything, HAHA someone post Kobe’s old raps
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
lol and this guy wants to be a cop..
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
that shit was mad funny
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:54 pm
@ Slim Shaq had Wade… (and was comparable to Kobe as fas as skill set… COMPARABLE not better)
Kobe did it with NO ONE NEARLY AS DOMINANT AS SHAQ..
Now Shaq is my dude but ummm he is a scorned woman he been hatin on the lakers (the team that got him to the image he has now) ever since they LET HIM GO IN FAVOR OF KOBE! (which isn’t Kobe’s fault)
But with all that said…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW this nigga is hilarious…”How’s my ass taste?”
Man I don’t even wanna know where that came from!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
LMAO you faggot ass niggas are so emotional
Kobe is nothing without Shaq just like Shaq was nothing without Wade that year.
Stop crying like these niggas actually know yall exist.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:57 pm
In my honest opinion shaq needs to shut the fuck up and fall back. Time to let that shit die, he acting up like a lil bitch…. u proved dude wrong already winning a ring wid flash, jus fall back and get ur money wid ya dead self
and surprisingly this coming from me who aint a kobe fan
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Yea I feel what ya’ll saying bout Shaq having D.Wade but the point I was tryna make is since Kobe ran Shaq outta LA(because he wanted to b the man) how many rings has he won? Go head i’ll wait……the answer is none. Shaq can say I won without Kobe, but can Kobe say that?
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
@ Slim
“Kobe did it (got 2 the finals) with NO ONE NEARLY AS DOMINANT AS SHAQ..” *Shaq Had Penny and Dennis scott the 1st time he made it to the finals (maybe even horace grant)
“Now Shaq is my dude but ummm he is a scorned woman he been hatin on the lakers (the team that got him to the image he has now) ever since THE ORGANIZATION LET HIM GO IN FAVOR OF KOBE! (which isn’t Kobe’s fault)”
point is Kobe couldn’t run Shaq outta town the big wigs made a decision he didn’t like and an immature Kobe got put in the middle of it! His image was never gaurded like Michael’s so he’s almost always been left out to dry…
p.s. I’m a laker fan not a Kobe fan!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 pm
he Shouldnt have done that. real walk that incident was 4years ago.. a man has to let go and he claim da beef was ova wen he playd him during da xmas game 07 now he wana do that shyt..Dat was purty Foul
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Fuck fat ass shaq.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
LOL at Shaq having more plat and gold albums than some of yall favorite rappers.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
co-sign ummm & LMAO Clipz and $lim
Its just jokes people take for what it is and calm down.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
This nigga must have done something for his wife to divorce his cockeyed ass and for the record nobody could have stoped the celtics this year that why his wack ass heat didnt make the finals
June 24th, 2008 at 12:45 am
If Shaq really wants to prove something here about basketball saying Kobe can’t win without Shaq.
Shaq should play Kobe ONE on ONE and see who is gonna win. Whoever win is the better player. 2 out of 3 games.
LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN! ONE on ONE
June 24th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Tell me how my ass tastes? Ayoooo…
June 24th, 2008 at 2:28 am
WHy Do Laker Fans and ESPN keep acting like Andrew Bynum would’ve been the savior in the finals if Kobe had him. I think people forgot that Andrew Bynum was not all that when he left, of course he was getting a lot better but he still had no post game. He played a lot like Tyson CHandler did for the Hornets, catching a lot of alley-oops but that’s about it. I think he’ll be a good center in the league but he still has a lot to learn. Bottom line, the lakers still would not have won the championship with him.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:53 am
As far as Kobe is concerned. I noticed in the finals that Kobe mostly only attacks in the 1st and 4th quarters. He has got to learn to know how to be aggressive for 4 quaters, that includes getting your teammates involved in the process. Kobe has all the skills and leadership necessary, but his mind is still not as smart as Jordan’s.
By the way, SHAQ IS GOING TO BE SHAQ, just don’t take him too seriously.AND another thing, I wish Laker Fans would stop saying how garbage their team was and that Kobe had no help. Pau Gasol,Lamar Odom,Fisher were awesome throughout the playoffs.There only problem was a few defensive lapses!!! Remember that game when Pau Gasol had 36 points,16 rebounds,and 8 assists.When was the last time you saw a teammate of Jordan’s have numbers like that in any game period. Lamar Odom had some great offensive games against the Celtics, one game he even outscored Kobe, if you remember he had 19 points and 10 rebounds.Kobe only had 17 points, and Pau Gasol had 17 and 10 that same game. I believe that was game 4. So stop saying Jordan had more help. Bottom line is, If Kobe would’ve produced more throughout the entire game,we could be looking at a game 7 or even a laker championship. Paul Pierce was the best player in that series. Oh and for the record, fuck SHAQ & Kobe. SHAQ is 4-2 in the finals, Kobe is 3-2 in the finals, and Jordan is 6-0 BITCH!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Where did that come from Benjamin$?
never mind it came from the hate in your blood, don’t be mad Kobe is what he is and you’re online postin some b.s. bout him while everyone else is gettin a chuckle at shq’s comments while wondering where the hell they came from!
P.s. You sound like you don’t know sh!T about L.A. so please don’t speak on us… keep ridin in jordan’s cup!
and Magic is 5-4; The lakers have been to more finals then ANY TEAM; and we won the second most amount of championships… plus whatever the case may be L.O. is weak talkin about bein aggresive and finishing while he kept missing lay ups… man jus shut up! Acctually have fun talkin sports out your azz I’ll be out for a few days!
If you can’t see that boston jus had more experience across the board then oh well! It had lil to do with Kobe’s performance and everything to do with the inconsistant defense, rebounding, and SCORING from the SUPPORTING CAST!
June 24th, 2008 at 4:18 am
Now back to laughin @ and with shaq’s scourned ass!
*in shaq’s voice* Kobe seriously… How does my ass taste!?!?
Lmmfao… SO HOMO but so f’n hilarious!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 5:19 am
yyyyyooooooo. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
this shit is funny. and if all ya’ll don’t see that than ya’ll r stupid. kobe, ell em how his ass taste. hahahahah
June 24th, 2008 at 5:55 am
thats shaq fu for you.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:00 am
lmao.. according to these comments, i know that none of the people here know about shaq’s real personality. to me, shaq is the funniest nba player and he knows how to have a lot of fun. check out his interviews and stuff, he never takes anything too seriously.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:13 am
NEWS FLASH to all my emotional Kobe stans. Shaq DID do it without Kobe! how fast u seem to forget.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Shaq should go back fuckin with Superhead.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Who gives a fuck. When it comes to skills…Kobe is the superior basketball player. Shaq has nothing on Kobe
June 24th, 2008 at 8:15 am
IM A KOBE FAN AND THIS SHIT WAS FUNNY
June 24th, 2008 at 8:45 am
LMA0 AT THIS FREESTYLE AND LMFAO AT ALL THESE COMMENTS
LOOK AT HIP HOP RIGHT NOW
SHAQ VS KOBE
SOULJA BOY VS ICE T
SHAWTY LO VS T.I.
50 CENT VS YOUNG BUCK AND T.I
LIL WAYNE VS MIXTAPE DJS AND HATERS/PEOPLE THAT JUST DONT LIKE HIM
June 24th, 2008 at 9:47 am
SHAQ KILLED THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOBE CAN PLAY BALL YOU CAN’T DENY THAT ,BUT HE’S A SNITCH
SO KOBE
TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
June 24th, 2008 at 11:39 am
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June 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Next season when I’m postin tha Lakers Up In Tha Paint @ The Staples Center…
Im Gonna Look to my left and say “KObE!!,…Tell Me How My Ass Taste!”
Like Wheat bread
June 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
ROFL @ the Kobe stans getting emotional.. First off Shaq already explained that it was a joke plain and simple… Second, like it was said in earlier comments. Shaq has been to the finals without Kobe twice and he won a ring if i recalled back a few years ago so it so easy to forget being a Kobe stan saying shaq hasn’t done shit without Kobe.. Hello McFly didn’t Shaq won a ring 2006. Kobe the Michael Jordan reject hasn’t proven himself otherwise.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Kobe fans- relaxxxxxxxx! That man does not care anything about you!!
The ish was funny; admit it.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Kobe tell me how my ass taste.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Kobe needed Shaq, Shaq needed Kobe, Wade needed Shaq, Shaq needed Wade….. No player can do it alone
Jordan never even won a PLAYOFF SERIES until he got Pippen
June 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
NO! he shouldnt come out w/ another album.
that’ll be the death of me.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Kobe got Ethered!