Stop The Madness: A 13 Year Old Steals His Dad Credit Card To Order Hookers
13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel. Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament
Hmm what is more crazy, the fact he ordered hookers or that he had them only playing X-box? I would of at least got a lap dance out of it.
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Kids need to open up their books instead of playing video games all the time!!!
nobody orders hookers for lapdances…that’s what strippers are for.
he probably saw it in a movie
This is not news this is stuff to make the day go buy for a 80 year old women. Where is the real news RTNY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ..Mufucca Said “He Thought it was The Thing to Do When You Win a “World of Warcraft” Tournament .Damn Dude Cashed His Dads Credit Card out .lmao@Playin Video Games With The Hookers .Thats Crazy .This is About The Funniest Thing i’ve Heard Today.
“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
what a smart dumb ass kid lol..thats lik that shit off boondocks wit tha prostitute kickin riley’s ass on playstation lol
the kid fucked up but atleast he didn’t snitch, if he did the hookers woulda been convicted of rape…the playin xbox thing is jus a cover up, he obviously fucked them.
At least the hookers didn’t do anything sexually with them. If the hookers would’ve slept with the 13 year old they would’ve been sent to jail. LOL
“Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”
**FLATLINES**
@ #1 LOL your obviously Jealous lmao 13 year old gets some and your still a virgin haha damn son!
“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”
Move over Eliot Spitzer…
Let’s say those hookers slept with him People would think it’s “cool” and a funny story because it was a 13 year old boy. But what if a 13 year old girl hired a gigolo and the dude slept with her. What would the reaction be like?
One name #12 ITS KELLZ!!!HAHA
ISYS SHUT DA FUCC UP LOL YOU AINT FUNNY
I would of at least got a some sex out of it