Lil Wayne - Blender Magazine Interview
You call yourself the Greatest Rapper Alive. Prove it: Can you make up a rhyme on the spot using the words doughnuts, koala and Conan O’Brien?
Whoever asked that is just as crazy as me. [Thinks quietly for a half-minute.] OK, I got you. Like a car, I drive your ho crazy/In circles, like doughnuts/I drive your ho nuts/That’s the truth, you know I ain’t lyin’,/You can ask Conan O’Brien/And I’ve never seen a motherfuckin’ koala/But if I seen one, I’m gon’ holla! I don’t even know what a koala is, man. It could be sitting right there and I wouldn’t know it.
What drug will you never do again?
I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fuck with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.
Suggestion Box
May 15th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
lmao…best rapper alive?
these lines were wack…fuck outta here Wayne..
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
ist bitch!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
pretty boy?! lol
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
wack..but then again is wayne..the usual then
May 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
May 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
LMAOOO WTFFFF WAYNNE JUST SAID HE’LL NEVER FUCK WIT COKE AGAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
^^^ Hater head count: 3 (the usual guys). Yall ever get tired? lol
yall New York niggas need to stop calling wayne wack and start supportin Uncle Murda..nigga just got arrested n yall rather shit on wayne. Uncle murda cries in hope somewhere
May 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
HOW THE HELL DID I CALL HIM WHACK? I’M LAUGHING AT HIS LIL COKE THEORY.. I NEVER SAID HE WAS WHACK
May 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
“Man, I have to call him and say thank you. He’s catapulted me. Nigga, white people know me now! Thank you! Diss rhyme? Fuck no! That nigga thrives off that. I am not feeding that tiger. I’m smart. Do you see his size? I’m small. I saw a YouTube video of this dude playing a concert; somebody threw water on him—he took off his hat, went in the crowd, grabbed that nigga and boom! I was like, This nigga’s the hardest nigga on planet Earth. So, no, I’m not dissing 50. And I’m not throwing water on him, neither.” - wayne’s response to 50
May 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
not u ELONSKEE.. I meant to put 2 not 3.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
lmao @ uncle murda
May 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
#8, when I first read it, I did think that it was obvious sarcasm but the masses don’t think so, which makes him look like soft candy.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
DA LINES WASNT WACK NIGGAS STOP HATIN N WHY YALL HATIN ON UNCLE MURDA???/UNCLE MURDA MAKE GOOD SONGS EVEN THO HE’S NOT A LYRICIST OR PUNNCHLINE RAPPER
May 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
IF U WANNA CRACK ON A NY RAPPER CRACK ON MAINO’S HI HATER LMAO DAT SHIT IS SO WACK LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Why don’t you just resize the picture? its only takes 5 seconds to be that professional rtny
May 15th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
#8 wrote - “sarcasm at its finest lmao now 50 praising him in interviews and trying to be on tour with him… Oh how the tables turn.”
Thats not sarcasm my friend, thats fear. They spoke about going on tour together last summer when curtis was coming out, and 50 give wayne props on the lollipop single. The tables aren’t turning no where. 50 is about 380 million, and 30 million records clear of little wayne’s solo career.
May 15th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
LMAOOO SEE THE SHIT WAYNE COMES UP WIF WITHOUT HIS GHOST WRITER “And I’ve never seen a motherfuckin’ koala/But if I seen one, I’m gon’ holla! I don’t even know what a koala is, man”
May 15th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
2 things:
1. If he can figure out how to translate the success on the mixtape circuit into album sales he will be good. And if he lives long enough he can make a lot of peoples top 10 list all time.
2. If he can figure out how to do funny and somewhat interesting interviews like 50 or Hov then that can take him to the next lvl to.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
@ #17, anybody that think lil wayne has a ghost writer is a retard. Period. Did you hear how Gillie embarassed himself on “Amilli” beat? Wayne made him sound like Bow wow.
You tryna judge the nigga off some random shit he said? the nigga literally doesn’t know what a Koala is. GOTDAMN u retarded haha
May 15th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
“Thats not sarcasm my friend, thats fear. They spoke about going on tour together last summer when curtis was coming out, and 50 give wayne props on the lollipop single. The tables aren’t turning no where. 50 is about 380 million, and 30 million records clear of little wayne’s solo career.”
Umm it is sarcasm you moron. “Sin City” u were right, the general publick is full of high school drop outs. Wayne ditched 50 and replaced him with Keshia Cole for the tour THIS SUMMER. Go read it at mtv u asshat lol
Carter 3 goin outsell T.O.S and 50s next album, u know it.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
this nigga is loose, he took his top 5 and replaced 2pac, with bun b.
now dont get me wrong, i fucks wit bun b. but i wouldnt go that far. alot of rappers are saying things for shock value and they be high, so the next day, they will have a whole nother top 5
wayne get yourself right, cuz your demand is high, and if u fuck this up, u will be the butt of jokes for years to come.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
#20 “Umm it is sarcasm you moron. “Sin City” u were right, the general publick is full of high school drop outs. Wayne ditched 50 and replaced him with Keshia Cole for the tour THIS SUMMER. Go read it at mtv u asshat lol”
- Are you crazy nigga, do you actually think 50 needs wayne for a fucking tour, are you retarded, the nigga just left a tour of Africa, austrilia, Europe. Wayne album ain’t out selling T.O.S., that shit is never coming out. We will talk when he has an official release date. Wayne is living off of hype right now and that bullshit mtv list, the nigga has done nothing his entire career to garner so much fucking attention. He ain’t thrash but he is not on 50 level, and he knows. All that shit he smokes, drink, and snort, and he haven’t uttered a bad word about 50 yet, Wayne knows whats up, the nigga scared.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:28 am
catchign feelings cuz I told him wassup^^
hahhahaa
May 16th, 2008 at 12:29 am
fuck it…The Game will outsell G-Unit.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:49 am
This too shall pass. Wayne isn’t consistent and will never be a “great”. His hype will pass once the youngin’s get tired of him because that’s the level his rapping on.
June 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
WHO EVER SAID LIL WAYNE WHACK IS A FUCKING HATER!!! U DNT KNOW NOTHIN ABT EM EXCEPT WAT U READ IN THA MAGAZINES AND WATCH ON THE T.V….2 ME LIL WAYNE IS UNTOUCHABLE CUS HE MAKING MILLIONS MONEY IS POWER AND THATS Y HE WHERE HE AT NOW(THA TOP OF THA GAME) THIS LIL HATING THANG YALL GOT GOIN ON IS STUPID HALF YALL JUS HATIN CUS YALL AINT MAKIN NO MOTHER FUCKIN MONEY NW PROVE ME WRONG!!!! HATIN ASS HOEZ RESPECT IS GANGSTA AND GET OFF HIS DOUGIE!!
June 10th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Wayne is WHACK..i said it…yes im from New York..and??…how can u support someone who doesn’t know what the fuck a koala is?! and he’s the person who the youth are emanating? it’s a fuckin disgrace…i don’t care how many records you wind up selling…money doesn’t exclude you from ignorance, stupidity, and trite. you will forever be known for what you produce while you are in the world. money is not the be all end all…and it shows the integrity of the people, the scope of intelligence of people who support this bullshit. I can tell you now i am ashamed at the fact that in hundreds of years when people are discovering what we used to do, they’re gonna find Wayne and call this “the art of black people” ….i guess the intelligence of consumers has dumbed down enough to say that someone who uses nothin but metaphors is supposed to be a craftsman of lyrical content laced with masochism and ignorance beyond measure… someone who doesn’t know what the fuck a koala is…someone who doesn’t use coke b/c the after effects are PIMPLES…come on now… i almost smacked my little cuzin when he said Wayne was the best out…but he’s young…if you’re a grown man and u think Wayne is the epitome of hip hop you are a fuckin fool. I’m young but I only respect the old school and a couple of new cats…Wayne…stop embarassing black people!!
June 10th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
and i definitely shall pray for any woman on the planet who has degraded herself so much to the level of allowing herself to come into contact with the genitals of someone like Wayne…that’s just disgraceful, and there are many other ways to bring shame to oneself…but to do something like that?? smh….
August 14th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Any you motha fuckas dissin Wayne on here are crazy. nigga the best rapper alive right now hands down and by the time hes done he will be at least top 5. He gets 125 grand fro other artist just to be featurd i their songs. show me another artist who gets offered that much to sing one verse in a song and come back to me and bitch about how he is only popular to the youth. this nigga know what hes doin and hes makin better music than anyone else has in the past 10 years. Biggie Pac n Jay-z still got him but when Weezys done he’ll be #4 on the list of the best of all time
September 27th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
anti*, u need to act like u know. cause u dont know shit. all ima say is hiphop is dead, why cause it was flooded with a bunch of fake mother fuckers tryna make a dollar (IMO) an clearly didnt make it far for the simple fact u should not use or put IN use of music for criticism, comlpaining ect……………………………………. i could say more but na im 18 so stfu
February 10th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
dude fuckin lil wayne is dumbass
look what he says about the world ending in 2012
“The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist - there’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.”
hes a fuckin dumbass douche who needs a better voice
February 10th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Also Lil wayne go get AIDS and die
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Yea, Lil’ Wayne is awful.
June 21st, 2009 at 12:02 am
it took him 30 mins to come up wit dat? lmao
June 25th, 2009 at 5:52 am
Anybody dat can’t c wayne go hard must b n2 wack ass rappers da nigga got lyrics 4 dayz