Lil Wayne – Blender Magazine Interview
You call yourself the Greatest Rapper Alive. Prove it: Can you make up a rhyme on the spot using the words doughnuts, koala and Conan O’Brien?
Whoever asked that is just as crazy as me. [Thinks quietly for a half-minute.] OK, I got you. Like a car, I drive your ho crazy/In circles, like doughnuts/I drive your ho nuts/That’s the truth, you know I ain’t lyin’,/You can ask Conan O’Brien/And I’ve never seen a motherfuckin’ koala/But if I seen one, I’m gon’ holla! I don’t even know what a koala is, man. It could be sitting right there and I wouldn’t know it.
What drug will you never do again?
I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fuck with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
lmao…best rapper alive?
these lines were wack…fuck outta here Wayne..
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
ist bitch!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
pretty boy?! lol
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
wack..but then again is wayne..the usual then
May 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
May 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
LMAOOO WTFFFF WAYNNE JUST SAID HE’LL NEVER FUCK WIT COKE AGAIN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
^^^ Hater head count: 3 (the usual guys). Yall ever get tired? lol
yall New York niggas need to stop calling wayne wack and start supportin Uncle Murda..nigga just got arrested n yall rather shit on wayne. Uncle murda cries in hope somewhere
May 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
HOW THE HELL DID I CALL HIM WHACK? I’M LAUGHING AT HIS LIL COKE THEORY.. I NEVER SAID HE WAS WHACK
May 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
“Man, I have to call him and say thank you. He’s catapulted me. Nigga, white people know me now! Thank you! Diss rhyme? Fuck no! That nigga thrives off that. I am not feeding that tiger. I’m smart. Do you see his size? I’m small. I saw a YouTube video of this dude playing a concert; somebody threw water on him—he took off his hat, went in the crowd, grabbed that nigga and boom! I was like, This nigga’s the hardest nigga on planet Earth. So, no, I’m not dissing 50. And I’m not throwing water on him, neither.” – wayne’s response to 50
May 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
not u ELONSKEE.. I meant to put 2 not 3.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
lmao @ uncle murda
May 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
#8, when I first read it, I did think that it was obvious sarcasm but the masses don’t think so, which makes him look like soft candy.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
DA LINES WASNT WACK NIGGAS STOP HATIN N WHY YALL HATIN ON UNCLE MURDA???/UNCLE MURDA MAKE GOOD SONGS EVEN THO HE’S NOT A LYRICIST OR PUNNCHLINE RAPPER
May 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
IF U WANNA CRACK ON A NY RAPPER CRACK ON MAINO’S HI HATER LMAO DAT SHIT IS SO WACK LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Why don’t you just resize the picture? its only takes 5 seconds to be that professional rtny
May 15th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
#8 wrote – “sarcasm at its finest lmao now 50 praising him in interviews and trying to be on tour with him… Oh how the tables turn.”
Thats not sarcasm my friend, thats fear. They spoke about going on tour together last summer when curtis was coming out, and 50 give wayne props on the lollipop single. The tables aren’t turning no where. 50 is about 380 million, and 30 million records clear of little wayne’s solo career.