February 29th, 2008

Why You Should Never Sign with Another Rapper…

Juelz Santana, Max B, Remy, Cuban Link, Jay Hood, everyone on Roc-A-Fella…the listed of disgruntled rappers we’ve heard from goes seems to go on and on. But lets all be honest…they primarily have only themselves to blame for breaking one of the cardinals sins of the business of hip hop…a mistake you out there, you “potential rappers,” would be a idiot to make…they all signed…to another rapper!

If you want another rapper to help you…write better raps…now that’s logical. Need a hook…throw him some cash if need be, but don’t sign a 5 album deal so you can get cosigned. What the hell do they know about developing and selling anyone but themselves! And what worse…they’re not even really in charge. The same people they have to politic with you for budget, they have to polly with for theirs.

When the Dipset started, it was 100% about Cam. Then both Jim and Juelz became far more relevant than me. So of course he bugs out! Problems!

Max B comes out through Jim, but Jim’s got to focus on getting all his paper right. To hell is Byrdgang…problems!

Everyone from Terror Squad is vamoose because Fat Joe blew out to Miami to make sure he got his ringtones monies right…problems!

Rumor has it that DTP just got their entire collection of R&B artists fired this week! And no one on Rocafella, more than half of them being from my own city of Philly, can understand why they can’t get a couple extra bars on “American Gangster.”

You think Jay Millz’s gonna have any more success than Currency had on Young Money? Your boss admits he’s addicted to syrup!

Sure, there are some anomalies here and there, T-Pain and Akon, John Legend and Kanye, but more likely, you’ll be Peedi Crakk or Triple Seis or any other disgruntled rapper, at home pissed knowing whatever tracks you turned in will never see the light of day.

Best advice…make hits on your own, get a fan base on MySpace, and sign with Koch.

Bari the Beautiful
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38 Responses to “Why You Should Never Sign with Another Rapper…”

  1. Dime Says:

    LMFAO @ Triple Seis….it took me a good 5 minutes to even remember who that was!

    But, so true Mr. Bari!

  2. Anon Says:

    Don’t know if men be beautiful too but I’m guessing Bari’s a chick.

  3. Anon Says:

    ha! nvm.

  4. jay Says:

    thats real every1 wanna b a rapper but hav no back up i wouldnt sign 2 a rapper either luda said it best on that song tell it like it is….rappers stavin do somthan else fast money dont last 2 long

  5. odin Says:

    word is bond brother.

  6. Chris Rock Says:

    Crazy…..I was thinking the exact same thing this morning after reading some shit…it’s true. But it also has a very positive side to it. Your name gets out there in 1 second to a large crowd….then it’s on you. That’s true and you can’t front.

  7. Bari the Beautiful Says:

    You do get your name out there…but you also run the risk of being associated with that person that brung you in forever. What happens when they fall off?

  8. PEW PEW PEW! Says:

    “and sign with Koch.”

    : | ?

  9. BillionaireBoy Says:

    AMEN.AMEN.AMEN.

  10. Bari the Beautiful Says:

    At least Kock will put it out! lol

  11. Klutch Says:

    This article makes lot of sense.

    That’s like J-Hood signing papoose.
    or Max B signing Gillie the kid.

  12. Slug Says:

    Peedi Crakkk signing Joe budden.

  13. ELI MANNING Says:

    Lmao@Fat Joe blew out to Miami to make sure he got his ringtones monies right. He wonders why 50 cent be clowning him. Hmm. Joe think about it now?

  14. Blizzie Says:

    PREACCH – I’ve been saying the same thing for sooo long.

  15. ELI MANNING Says:

    KOCH is the D-League. Sell records on Koch and you might get a called from the big league teams. Look @ jim jones as sorry as he is he got a deal that last ALBUM was hot trash.

  16. Anon Says:

    LOL @ 14. Unless you a pop artist with a machine behind you, you not seeing any cash like that. Might as well go to Koch, handle your own shit and do shows to keep the lights on. Its a new dawn & new day. Being signed to a major aint shit.

  17. ns_dip514 Says:

    LMFAO @ #15

  18. ihaveadream Says:

    Sir I like your writings but your last piece of advise was horrible. “Build a fanbase on myspace”?????? How about this, make good music or stop rapping. These dudes spend so much time flooding peoples comment boxes with “promotion” that they never work on the craft. The days of getting on with trash are numbered people. If you ain’t got it in your heart, it might be time to go see if wal-mart will still take you back.

  19. LIAR!!! Says:

    MAX B IS GARBAGE, HE AINT NEVER MAKE A HIT RECORD ALL HE DOES IS HOOKS, MY NIGGAS IN BROOKLYN BE ARGUEING OVER WHO ROBBED HIM THE MOST !! LOL!!

  20. Pounce Says:

    This sound like the type of conversation I love that randomly pops off when you with friends. Good Read, she lets personality come through better than most.

  21. we stone Says:

    if rappers didnt know this by now they’re idiots. if u want to find a good example of why you shouldnt sign to other rappers listen to the “Jay Jerkin’” skit on Jadakiss’s album Kiss tha Game Goodbye.

  22. we stone Says:

    “Rapen U Records” (Skit) by The L.O.X. is a good one too its basically the same thing.

  23. WASE.ONE Says:

    CHURCH!!!…head to koch, naturesound, babygrande, stone throw, landspeed…independent is the way to go….

  24. Cheahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Says:

    max b is nice

    its just niggas signing their lives away to wrong rappers

  25. King POP! Says:

    Peedi & triple 6es!!lmao!!! that is fucked up b..YOU FORGOT REMY MA