Guidelines for Shaking Your Azz on Stage!
Before you read any further…make sure you’ve taken a good look at the video right above from the Flo Rida concert from last week, courtesy WhatsPoppin.net….Alright, have you taken all that recklessness in. Let’s continue…
When I saw this wonderful piece of visual magnificence, I will be honest…I was moved to tears…just a little. I was emotionally overwhelmed by talent and tenacity young lady in the purple! Did you see the COMMITMENT!!! Even when she realized that there wasn’t a chance in hell of keeping her H&M dress down…she attacked the stage with fervor! And…and this is just the opinion of Bari the Beautiful…if you’re going to get your reckless self on the stage…just gimme the COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE! Completely embarrass yourself…and entertain the rest of us! Have NO shame! Pull up your skirt! Hit the floor! No draws on…that’s ok with us. Be all you can be! That’s what your parents would want!
At the same time…I was completely under whelmed by the performances of some of the other girls on stage. Piss poor jobs ladies…piss poor. So I feel like, especially with all the Spring Breaks coming up in the next few months, we should try to set some ground rules for….shaking your ass on stage! It’s important to set standards ladies and gentlemen…so that those so inclined have the tools and means shake their ass on stage…properly!
And they are as follows:
1. Don’t be concerned with your size, sexiness, or even your ability to dance! In the grand scheme of shaking your ass on stage…those are truly unimportant. As long as you go in…HARD…and make a fool of yourself…we will all be entertained!
2. Be ready to compete with the other drunk girl next to you! The girl in the purple was on it from jump (did you see how she ran to the front of the stage…COMMITMENT!!!!)…and the other girls just folded the hell up when they knew they couldn’t match the level of her commitment. Compete! You’re already up there! Just go for it…your mama’s already embarrassed!
3. If you need a shot of Henny or Patron to up your competitiveness be my guest…whatever works for you! Who am I to judge? I am simply here to enjoy the show!
4. If you are not willing to hit the floor…your presence on stage is completely unnecessary… why even go up there?
5. And finally, don’t allow people that don’t have the courage or gift to shake their own ass on stage, dissuade you from shaking your own ass on stage! They can’t judge you…I say again, who in the hell are they? Always know that you are doing something special, a public service to your fellow man…and that makes you…a special and person. A person that should be admired and appreciated. Girl in the purple…you will always have a special place in my heart…
I know there’s probably some I forgot….so lets keep adding! If we all work together…we can make 2008 the absolutely best year for foolish people shaking their ass on stage, ever! Show that COMMITMENT!!!
Bari the Beautiful
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like my man chris rock says:
“i feel sorry for the guys whove gotta pick a wife outta this bunch!”
Damn dis shorty is LOOSE wit it..But she nice at what she do, So I aint mad..I kno dis nigga Flo Rida holla’d at dis bitch for some tellie action after tha show LOL
SMH @ dudes complaining about this.
what would you say if that was your daughter on stage?
number 4
no.5 I would probably not care seeing as how all these woman are grown as shit.If my daughter is on that stage then I was obviously a horrible parent.I like ass I like titties….done
Damn! Damn! Damn! All the fellas out there with daughters tell me what kind of advice would you give to your daughter before she pulls a stunt like that. Like Ed OG and the Bulldogs said: “BE A FATHER TO YOUR CHILD” or you too could have a daughter who is COMMITTED to entertaining and being the best it is at any cost. WWJD? SHORTY GOT SKILLS THOUGH LOL
Shorty would get the bizness moving like that…if she can dance she can fcuk real talk.
Corey stop fucking frontin you know damn well you don’t know these girls age the purple dress chick look like she 17….I bet Akon thought oh girl looked grown too. I liked tittes and ass just ass much as the next nigga well really I love long legs in high heels But thats beside the point…This shit is need to stop.1ne
MY LORD .. THAT GIRL A MAKE YOU NUT QUICK AS HELL .. IM SURE SOMEONE LIT THAT UP AFTER THE SHOW … I WOULDA CAME ALL INSIDE HER .. NO LIE !
whoever wrote the article is funny as hell, but just like Boondocks episodes, most people will miss the point
@5.
If she’s an adult she can do whatever the hell she wants to do.
The video speaks for itself regardless of whether she’s a minor or not you can educate your daughter all you want but what she does when you’re not around is beyond your control.
Why didn’t just fuck the niggas on stage. Now I like ass and titties like the next man, but that was some stright skeezoid shit! That broad that probaly done been ran through a few times. And #12, if you teach your daughter to respect herself, she might be a little wild when she gets older as we all are, but she probaly won’t be dancing on staqe in front of thousands of people wit no draws on. But I guess you like hoes like that so do you playa.
I don’t think people got the sarcasm or even read what this post was about….
Chicks like that make it hard for women to move up in this world. Forreal. She looks young, but if she is an adult then she being irresponsible…It’s a shame!
And that damn song is the #1 song in the country and has been for a minute…Wow! Not hating on him, it’s just sad!
PLEASE stop your bitiching people do worst stuff than this in third world country or even islands thats not sad…..sad is when you go to a place like jamaica haiti or etc and the guy thats fucking the fifteen year old is a 36 year old.florida is built of off dance fast booty shAKIN MUSIC.since luke days THATS OUR SOUND and how women dance in the the down bottom. its like different states have different sound and music our kids in this day and age dance too. so dont make it like the kids are any different than kids in this world but we were the one to get put out just like the palm beach dvd with the gangsters we were the one to get put out but that stupid ass nigga from up north some for tapin these robbery on camera while his there dont get put out like that……………….rtny i’m back chip954
holla at ya boy and YES PEOPLE I’M FROM FT.LAUDERDALE,FL AND THATS WHY I’M DEFENDING HOW THE THE YOUNGER FEMALES ACT IN THE DOWN BOTTOM BECAUSE I’M FROM IT………….
#16 It ain’t about north and south. It’s about have a small portion of respect for yourself. Honey was overdoing it quite a bit. You trying to bring up other problems of the world does not justify her ignorant and tacky hoeishness
i have to agree with you #1 and bari the beautiful but i love the ass and she look lik she givin it up typical groupie….smh
i needa be a fuckin rapper man!
redbone chick are hottt….big up to all chick in this world would love to disrespect themself hoes’ sluts’ bus-down’ chickin-head…..cuz it will hard u in the future ‘but who care’ ….if i saw this chick out on the street i would for sure holla at her….she would be nothing but a used condom to me…lol
I’D HIT. AND ANY NIGGA UP HERE SAYIN HE WOULDN’T IS A FAGG
Homegirl had a nerve to pull it down everytime it came up! Thats sad some females are quick to shake their ass!
bill o riley is going to have a field day oprah too like jay said your beats did it you image did it can anybody tell me who the hell florida is if thats how you spell his name its a hot song but not that hot they was twirking it like they were about to really get paid and what did they get after that two minutes of ass shaking a thank you and probally a sore couchie the said thing is even young girls are starting to do the same exact thing they see look on you tube the baffonery has to stop… and I thought plies video shoot casting was bad lmao
I can’t even lie she literally showed her ass
she fuck’em up though. splits & all
The point of this wasn’t about whether or not we would fuck
(cause we all would) #20 is a clear example of a nigga that didn’t read.
“we can make 2008 the absolutely best year FOR FOOLISH PEOPLE TO shaking their ass on stage, ever!”-Bari the Beautiful
LIKE I SAID I’D SMASH.LMAO
any body no where another link for this vid is youtube took it down like usually
That’s nasty! Her kitty kat touching that nasty ass floor!
That’s just degrading to not only herself but so many other woman out there. What she though she was gonna get famous off that?! That’s nasty!