23, 20, and 15…the Best Love Triangle Ever!
Everyday we hear tragic stories on the news that end with some young person being dead, and we think it’s absolutely shame and a waste. Then…every so often…we hear a story that could have been tragic, but since no one died…it becomes absolutely hilarious!
On the 18th of this month in Memphis, a 20 year old named Cherry Wright decided enough was enough, and that her adversary, 23 year old girl named Lakeviette Smith, had to go. Enough was enough! She’s got to get merked…the bitch has to go! (her thoughts, not mines lol)
Plus…Lakeviette was Cherry’s dude previous conquest…and if that’s not a reason to throw bullets at someone, then I’m not sure there is one. Throw on top of that Lakeviette is pregnant with her dude’s baby! Ohhh….so now Cherry thinks she can get two for one! Oh that Memphis public school arithmetic is superb!
So Cherry and her courageous dude (notice I haven’t named him yet), decide now’s a good time to go hooride on Lakeviette…they see her in the street, and do a drive by on her…with Cherry on the pistol and the dude behind the wheel. Like a “Boys in the Hood” – Ricky drive by. Who knew we still did that anymore.
Luckily for all involved, they didn’t hit Lakeviette. Somehow the dude gets shot in the neck, which still boggles my got damn mind, but I’m glad that if someone had to get at least grazed, it was him!
And do you know what’s the icing on the cake…the dude that drove both these little girls to lose there minds…that young pimp in only 15!!!! You’ve got to love it! I don’t know his name because he’s a damn minor and they can’t even release it!
Though the shooting is obviously wrong, I’d like to congratulate that young man for living the dream. At 15, I had a couple of high school sophomore’s fighting over who I was going to sit next to at the Public League Basketball Finals, but not two grown ass women! Like really getting at each other. He truly drove both of those lonely ass chicks insane! For that he really, he should be applauded.
To Lakeviette, outside of the fact that she knocking off a minor, is pretty much going to get off scott free…outside of the public embarrassment.
But Cherry…you have a one way ticket to a few years in the hooscow! I’m not sure whose idea it was, could have been his….could have been yours…but since you were the one hold and firing the pistol, and the only adult in the car, you’ll be the only one in the hooscow!
Obviously sweetie you need to sit down for a little while…think about how crazy your ass is…how you allowed A KID to just ruin your simple ass life. Maybe you can meet yourself a pretty girl in the hooscow and try to turn your life around!
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13 Comments so far
honestly wtf is this?????
I guess the pussy was good
honestly, i came to this website to just get fresh hip hop news or what not but when my lazy ass gotta scroll down past a 10 paragraph story about something irrelevant to the movement it really disappoints me. No offense(My name prob did that already) to Bari. His eloquent story telling is superb but this is not what this website is about. Don’t let realtalkny become tmzny i come to this website to get away from all the vh1,mtv bullshit on tv.
Awww cmon man lol…there’s black! And its funny!
wtf is this, this aint even news
Bari the Ugly gots to go !!!!!!
where’s the link to this supposed story, dis didnt even happen, some fairy tale made by some cracked out whore
SHIT IS FUNNY THOUGH…LITTLE NICCA WAS SLANGIN THE PIPE RIGHT….THATS WHY I ONLY PUT THE TIP IN, BITCHS GO CRAZY OVA DA DICK!
Is this a true story?…Cause I really prided myself as being able to say that only white people do dumb shit like this. Come on people WE GOT TO DO BETTER!!
And as for #3 if you NOT paying realtalkny’s bills then SHUT THE FUCK UP. Who the fuck are you to tell dude how to run his fucking website. Go somewhere else with that bullshit if you dont like it. GEt a LIFe!!
hold up is this bitches name really Lakeviette??? WTF come on now, and on top of that she was messing with a 15 year old not a good look mami…
cosign # 3, how the hell is this related to hip-hop? Music in general?
I really hope this wasn’t real cuz not only was it badly written but you made light of a bad situatuion. I agree it’s funny that he was 15 and obviously layin it down beast mode but the rest of that shit is sad, insane and just plain tragic still. If its true its sad, if not, then you shoulda took more time writing it because its lacking.
Oh btw LMAO at GROSS405. Me too homie!
Bari, this story is almost two weeks old, is not so much funny as it is disturbing and I must say as a Black person, embarrassing. I agree with “Fire Bari the Beautiful”. I read other blogs, or can turn on Jerry Springer or Maury if I want to be entertained by stuff like this. I thought this website was about music. I also thought that online “journalists” were supposed to have at least a basic grasp of English grammar. Just an observation. You sound like my thirteen year old cousin telling this story to her friends over the phone.
Ish was hilarious though. Sad at the same time.