July 6th, 2007
Jessica Alba In GQ Magazine
(Pics via JessicaAlba.net)
Shorty is sexy, and wants sex with no strings attached(link), what more can you ask for?
On Stage with 50 the other night.
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July 6th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
ddamn
July 6th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
She denys her mexican roots . I would never deny where Im from that is sad . She is good looking chic but she is no Serena Williams talk about a woman who has everything.
July 6th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
damn fif must b hitting dat if he brought her out on stage……so i guess alba is about to run through g-unit huh
July 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Malcolm what do you mean she is no serena williams? HA HA HA! I respect serenas hustle and and all she’s done but apart from her ass she aint worth looking at. Jessica Alba is way finer than Serena Williams.
But Serena has a better body though. Alba need to eat a few big macs, then she would be a 10. She just too skinny now, aitn got no ass or nothing if u see her real pics that aint been photoshoped or nothing.
YOU KNOW WHAT? ILL WIFE ALBA IN A SECOND AND INTRODUCE HER TO SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND COLLARD GREENS. YOU KNOW, MAKE HER PUT A LIL MEAT ON THEM THIES AND ASS. JUST A FEW MORE POUNDS. LIKE BAC KWHEN SHE WAS IN HER FIRST MOVIES AND SHIT.
DAMN SHELL BE PERFECT THEN
July 6th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
BUT HER FACE IS PERFECT THOUGH!
July 7th, 2007 at 12:24 am
Cant respect this chick…..She used her ethnicity to get into the doors of Hollywood, but now that she in there, she hardly EVER associates herself with no other ethnic group but caucasians. This chick said she was too good to do another movie like Honey because it was not her “style” and she was embarrased, but yet that is the movie that got her recognition in Tinsel Town. She doesn’t identify with her own culture, therefore I cant identify with her “uncle tom” ass. She gets no respect.
July 7th, 2007 at 12:24 am
u aint lyin Glock …she is hot but girl needs some meat on her bones
July 7th, 2007 at 12:28 am
She look good but she need thies .. and ass
July 7th, 2007 at 12:32 am
….But, now that “White America” isn’t feeling her like they used to, I see she is trying to do some publicity with major entertainers to win the hearts of “us” again. F*ck that bitch. She’s a little too late for me. I cant stand her & I hope her career continues to tank. If it were not for the Fantastic Four being such a box office hit, she would be scrapping for work, as we speak. She is pretty though. Cant take that away from her. Just can’t respect her. She needs to take a page from JLo’s book, and learn to be proud of what she is.
July 7th, 2007 at 3:18 am
she aint hot no more, her legs r too skinny and her ego is getting to big
July 7th, 2007 at 4:21 am
i guess she would be nice for a guy that likes small to no ass at all. but she has a nice skin tone and face. but i need some thycknezz in my life. alba cant take no dyck.
July 7th, 2007 at 4:47 am
she dont need no “meat on her bones”, she looks just fine now.
July 7th, 2007 at 5:02 am
“but she is no Serena Williams talk about a woman who has everything.”
da fuuuk?serena?you into trannys bruh?
July 7th, 2007 at 5:12 am
haha word.
July 7th, 2007 at 5:28 am
serena williams????!??!!?@@??@ common man
July 7th, 2007 at 6:14 am
serena williams is thick BUT she look like mike tyson in a bathing suit LOLOLOL
woman that has everything?? THEY BOTH HAVE EVERYTHING, young, rich, and famous wut more could u want in life.
when it comes 2 her denying her “mexican roots” she said she was misquoted and if her grandpa ever heard her say that he’d bitch slap her lol
she should be embarassed by “honey” that movie was wack no matter how good she looked in it
when it comes to her not associating herself w/ other spanish actors, thas on her but if u wanna make it in hollywood U BETTA GET DA DANCING 4 THIS WHITEFOLK LOL
at the end of the day, she’s richer then all ya’ll so she doesnt give a fuck wut u gotta say bout her cuz until shes old as hell, shes gonna be sexy, so she’s gonna be in movies, so jus deal w/ it and enjoy the sexiness that is ms. jessica alba…….p.s. check out my other homegirl jessica biel in dat new movie “Chuck and Larry” COTDAMN
July 7th, 2007 at 6:57 am
na man. i thought tha was wifey. oh well jus cant turn a hoe into a house wife. still would pipe tho
July 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Beautiful, but she has the body of a 12 y/o.
July 7th, 2007 at 7:13 am
thats my wifey right there…
July 7th, 2007 at 7:45 am
50 cent aint nothing but a tyson bedford that can rap now.
July 7th, 2007 at 7:46 am
man fuck dis chick im watin on the one wit jessica biel on the cover she looks 10 times better than alba nd has way better “ass ets” ya feel
July 7th, 2007 at 8:19 am
yeahhh Jessica Biel is the “IT” girl right now, her body is sexy in a strong healthy kinda way.
July 7th, 2007 at 8:29 am
she does look anorexic
July 7th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Jessica Alba is sexy but I don’t believe all that stuff about that she wants sex with no strings attached. She does have a boyfriend. Anyway, I think she just say stuff like that to get more men to be into her. She’s doing a good job to be a sexsymbol, she knows what men wants to hear. Jessica is definitely not thick, but she has a perfect body for “Hollywood”.
July 7th, 2007 at 9:22 am
she does’nt look anorexic..
you’re just saying that cuz ure into fat bitches and serena williams.
July 7th, 2007 at 9:59 am
goddamn she hot!!! plus she’s open minded (or open-legged… whatever…)
July 7th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
wtf u mean she dont look good like serena?
she is a good looking chic but she is no serena williams = dumbest fuckin comment of the day
July 7th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I never understood what the hype was all about. Where’s it coming from? Somebody recommend a movie, tv show, video, pics or something that justifies all this hype. And don’t say Honey because I coudln’t even get through the first 10 mins of that. I tried.
July 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Alba has always been fine since her dark angel days but she has lost too much wait. Girls in Holloywood are odddddddd
July 7th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
That shit was funny when Jaime Foxx asked her if she needed a happy meal.
July 7th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
im sure 50cent hit that
100% sure
he was right about hittin all the celebs in his songs
July 8th, 2007 at 8:50 am
im 100% he didnt hit dat
July 8th, 2007 at 8:50 am
50 cent hits on 40 yr old chicks like that old head on the young and the restless and vivica a. fox, pretty impressive (SARCASTIC TONE)
July 9th, 2007 at 4:14 am
“im 100% he didnt hit dat”
How can you be so sure? Is it that you wish he didn’t do that because you don’t like 50? A lot of these celebs sleep around with actors, models, singers etc. There are a lot of ish going on that most people don’t know anything about. I wouldn’t be surprised if 50 hit that mexican booty
July 21st, 2007 at 1:06 pm
“The clown look must be in.
Why do they try and make her look so bad????
Jessica Alba continued to pimp out her new Fantastic Four movie at the film’s Berlin premiere on Friday night.
With all the makeup, she looks a little less brown.
Maybe that’s what she’s going for????”
-perez hilton
(This commentary is based on a picture shoot of her movie “Fantastic Four”.)
EVEN PEREZ HILTON KNOWS THE DEAL ON THIS BITCH AND HE AINT EVEN BLACK! THIS BITCH ALBA, IS ASHAMED AND HAS PROBLEMS WITH HER IDENTITY. NOW THAT’S REAL TALK!
August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Its really,really,really,REAAAALLYY sad that she denied her own culture! A culture that makes up who she is!!! I’m not mexican though.I just ‘thought’ that well she was perfect.Her outer appearance and personality are good, but now that she denied her own race. She sickens me. (I’m sorry. I’m being honest) Hmm…I also wonder.She specifically (did I spell that right?) said she is not mexican, but she sure didn’t deny that she was french or danish!! It makes me wonder cuz like my baby cousin is half french. I’m not french though. I’m from Switzerland(Swiss) and I’m also Armenian/Persian.I don’t get it…mexican people are great!!!!!! Their soo nice! (Not ALL, but mostly) Their so kind!!! I love their culture and who they are as a whole! Its really sad that Jess Alba denied such an incredible culture. OH WELL, her loss!!! She may say she’s not latino,but deep,deep down she knows she really,really is. Anyways, to me the most beautiful woman in the world is ADRIANA LIMAA! Not because she’s swiss and I am too, but like she’s confortable with who she is, and she doesn’t deny who she is!! I ? ADRIANA LIMA. She’s african,indian(native),swiss and brazilian. I got this from her wikipedia profile and she said it herself too in an interview with Fashion TV. If you want, you can go to youtube.com and search: Adriana:Fashion TV to watch it! Bye,bye.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Also,I’ve loved Adriana Francesca Lima for quite a while now…
August 30th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Oh, I want to say something else…Its also very sad because usually people who become extremely rich or famous or even both…they change. Yeah, its sad but they just think that they are more higher and just more powerful.This doesn’t go for people who actually are the same personality even before the fame and fortune. There are people who are like that. I have experience…and I have to say GOD BLESS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (GOD IS THE HIGHEST AND MOST POWERFUL THAN ANY HUMAN.I DONT CARE IF YOUR THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD,GOD IS STILL MORE POWERFUL,AND BESIDES DIDN’T GOD MAKE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE RICH AND FAMOUS?????!!!!
EXACTLY.)