March 2nd, 2007
Kelis Arrested For Wilding Out
Kelis was arrested in Miami after screaming racial slurs and two cops posing as prostitutes. She was charged with two misdemeanors, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence. Why is Kelis beefing with prostitutes, there may be more to this story.
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March 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
…Personally, I feel there is more 2 this story also…C’mon Kelis doesn’t seem like the kind of woman 2 just start beefing with folks…I think her & Nas are cool, so I can’t even see her just starting some mess
but, oftentimez those undercover’ers can provoke a situation outta hand…I’ve seen it all 2 real; up close & 2 personal…
Kelis should just chill, do what she gotta do 2 get out & pray this thru…:)
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Kelis sat on the wall outside wondering where the hell Nas had gone. This was the 3rd time this week he was late and she was beginning to suspect something was going on with him. She had tried to call his cell phone to see where he was but again, it was switched off.
Kelis decided to give it 10 more minutes and if he didn’t show she would get a taxi home.
The area was dimly lit, kind of scary for a woman alone late at night, quiet, the only sign of life coming from the dingy little pub across the street, a bar for the local night workers. Kelis didn’t usually stick around after studio siations but had stayed working late this week to get her albam in order for the new producer who would be joining them on Monday morning.
After waiting another few minutes and no sign of Nas, she decided to call for a limousine. She was told that a car would be with her within the next few minutes. Tina walked over and leaned up against the telephone box waiting for her car to arrive. A 2007 black Mercedes pulled up and she opened the door and got in, no need to tell the driver where she was heading. She had already told the controller and the limousine office. She looked at the driver and smiled, he smiled back and pulled away.
He didn’t look like a driver, dressed too sharp.looked more like he had just left the office. She noticed he was quite nice looking too, dark hair, mid thirties, nice eyes… her kind of bloke.
As the car turned right the driver asked where they were heading. Kelis started to reply… but was stopped as he said, “Oh it’s ok, I know where we can go. There’s a quiet little car park just behind that old building, I will take us there.”
Kelis started to object, wondering what the hell was going on. “Oh fuck! This is a mistake. You think I’m…” She stopped as he placed his hand on her knee and began to stroke upwards along her thigh. Bare legs and a tiny skirt, his hand moving in between her legs…she was so shocked she couldn’t talk. She tried, but nothing came from her lips.
They reached the car park and parked up. Kelis began trying to explain that there had been a mistake; she was waiting for a limo, she wasn’t a hooker! “Look…” The stranger again interrupted her.
“Ok, how much? I need my cock sucked.”
How the fuck did this happen? Kelis sat nervously and tried to explain to the man that he had made a mistake, she opened her mouth to talk… “40 bucks!”
Fuck! What was going through her head? She couldn’t do this, could she? She was scared, nervous, but could still feel the tingling in her pu$$y, being paid for sex…One of her fantasies, although she never thought it would be with a complete stranger who actually thought she was a prostitute!
His voice broke her thoughts. “Well, that seems pretty expensive for a blow job, but you’re here now and you had better be worth every penny.”
His hand slipped under the hem of her skirt as he undid his zip with the other and pulled his cock from his pants. Her pu$$y was getting wet, nervous with excitement over what she was about to do. Then the cops came rushing in.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:57 pm
wtf was that bossy?!
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:09 pm
YOW THIS IS SHOW ALL U MUTHAF@#$%&RS THAT MY GIRL TRINA IS REALLY BOSSY . SHOW THEM WHAT U GOT LIL’ MAMA
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:10 pm
YOW THIS IS SHOW ALL U MUTHAF@#$%&RS THAT MY GIRL KELIS IS REALLY BOSSY . SHOW THEM WHAT U GOT LIL’ MAMA
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Kelis and her hooker friend were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business.
“It’s gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell” says Kelis to her friend.
“How can you tell?” says the girl.
“I can smell cock in the air” replies the Kelis.
“Sorry”, her friend replied, ” I just burped!”
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:25 pm
One day a Kelis went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.
The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.
She said she’d have to go home and think about it and that she’d call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, “I’ve got it… I’m a chicken farmer.”
He said, “How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution.”
She said, “I raised over a thousand cocks last year.”
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:59 pm
real talk BOSSy need a life.. typin a novel about Kelis on a friday night
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Damn bossy is lame, writing sex novels onwebsite and shit. This bitch really went into detail with teh pussy ingling shit too.
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Damn bossy is lame, writing sex novels on a website and shit. This bitch really went into detail with the pussy tingling shit too. carpet muncher?? If teh shoe fits u wear it, and it damn well fitting.