In today’s worst news story of the day, a woman claiming to have been one of Bin Laden’s sex slaves, claims he was obsessed with her and thought about killing Bobby. Come on now, not Bobby, don’t be cruel. The woman goes on to say, Bin Laden stated, “he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.” Wow, someone must want some attention or something, I just find it hard to believe, since he is kind of busy ducking the world and plus Whitney hasn’t been looking good for years. How about we worry less about who he wants to tap and focus more on where he is trying to blow up.

Maybe we can you use Whitney as bait to catch him, just a thought.

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This entry was posted on Monday, August 21st, 2006 at 5:40 am and is filed under Comedy, Stop The Madness.